Backend Theorist • Full-Stack Hypothesis Tester • DevOps Mythologist
Technical lead in scalable uncertainty at the Institute of Continuous Deployment and Questionable Life Choices™.
Built payment systems, multiplayer prototypes, and SaaS platforms no one asked for but everyone uses.
Once deployed to prod on a Friday. Twice. Still here.
- Rust (because therapy is expensive)
- FastAPI & distributed architectures that break in new, exciting ways
- CI/CD, Docker, OpenShift — basically DevOps cosplay
- “Force Push and Pray” — with emotional support commit messages
- Rats (real ones — they’ve seen my code and stayed)
- How to look busy on Zoom while reading Stack Overflow threads from 2012
Python • Rust • TypeScript • FastAPI • Redis • Docker • Bash (and bad decisions)
Vue & React — not by choice, but by fate
YAML & crying — frequently together
- Haven’t slept since the last prod incident
- Git history reads like a diary of regret
- My local branch is 87 commits ahead and behind
- I’ve been debugging for 3 days. The bug was a missing
: - I build scalable systems. I cannot, however, scale my emotions.
“I don’t shower. I don’t sleep. I write code that most of the time doesn't work — and I love it.”