weve always had photography people just looked like paintings for a bit
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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved
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Thanks, that solved it!
I had the same problem, but that didn't do anything to fix it for me.
EDIT: nvm, figured it out.
my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too
the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???
this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!
while I was staying at hilbert's hotel I went down to their infinite casino and basically they had these machines where you could bet increasingly absurdly large sums of money to gain a respectively increasing yet always arbitrary slight chance to win infinite money and blaise pascal was leaning over one of them dead eyed muttering "just one more spin"
When I was staying at Hilbert’s Hotel I went down to the poolside bar where they had an unlimited mimosas deal which sounds great except they serve you smaller and smaller portions as you get refills. The first serving is a full glass, the second serving is half a glass, the third serving is a third of a glass, so on. It’s technically unlimited but just not worth it by the time you’re getting a tenth of a glass
I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability
tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful
I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability
tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful
Love and peace on planet earth
I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability
tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful
Love and peace on planet earth
How I’d introduce a Deaf tech character in an action/sci-fi film.
- Our heroes stop outside the big swoosh workshop door.
- The introductory hero hands our pov protagonist a pair of earplugs.
- “Why would I need those?”
- “Trust me.”
- Door opens, light and an INCREDIBLY LOUD recording of Beethoven’s Grosse Fuge Overture sweeps over our heroes. (Open to suggestions)
- They step inside, the pov newbie clutching their ears.
- Panning shot of workshop and inventions.
- Our first intro to our Deaf techie is their sock-clad feet tapping in time.
- Medium shot from the back of our Deafie dancing wildly.
- Intro hero walks over and pulls the plug.
- Silence.
- Deaf techie turns around and sees visitors.
- POV hero: “you know, you’ll go deaf if you’re not careful.”
- Deaf techie [in sign]: too late. What you want?”
the mayor, as a concept, has an aesthetic appeal unique among politicians. any member of a council, of a voting body, these people can't *do* anything on their own, theyre like a leg or an arm. theyre incomplete, conceptually. not an interesting figure, unless the point is the nitty gritty politicking. and an executive at a higher scale, this is too inhuman. this is necessarilly a manager of underlings, a guy who for the most part just appoints people. can't really be "from" his entire constituency. but a mayor...a mayor is very much like a village "big man", any other admirable, respected part of your community. the mayor is a primal figure. they mayor, in image, is very much like the kings of old, when they mostly just ruled little city states. their outsized role in fiction is appropriate
@cauchys-special-boy said:
nyc mayor should have to wear a huge ceremonial codpiece
i dont know about that....

























