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Gay Sex is All Wrong in Fanfic

abeautifulblog:

Haha, so I’ve been saying I’m going to write something like this forever, and then yesterday my housemate found that someone beat me to it.

Required reading, friends! So you don’t screw it up if you’re writing fanfic – and so you can suffer along with me if you’re reading it.

My contribution to the smut talk behind the cut. XD (And also one of my Craig-writing friend’s finest moments.) So strap in for –

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ao3tagoftheday:

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[Image Description: Tags reading “whatever tag goes with fucking in the remains of a dead alien, I don’t know what it’s called when you eat a dead alien out of someone’s ass, but that too”]

New Poll: What is it called when you eat a dead alien out of someone’s ass?

Ok. I have compiled what I think are the best answers into a multiple choice poll. Please consider your options carefully before voting.

I would also like to give an honorable mention to this answer, which was unfortunately too long to include in the main poll, but which deserves recognition for its thoughtfulness:

Alright, so, I’m not sure if you could call it vore, because from my understanding vore usually implies living people. An argument might be made for a combination of vore + necrophilia. Funny enough, there is the word “necrophagia”, which refers to animals that eat another dead animal they did not kill. If we assume the alien is an animal, then it’s necrophagia alright. If the alien is not an animal nor it can considered as such, then I’m not too sure. I mean, if it’s a plant it might as well just be called being herbivorous. Now, as for the ass part. Well. Ass necrophagia implies more something like ass vore, which is where someone gets vored by another’s asshole, and this is not the case. It miiight fall under a regular food kink if the alien is something that is generally considered a food item, actually, hadn’t thought of this before. By the way, does the ass belong to a human or another alien? Cause if it’s another alien then we also need to take that into consideration.

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