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  • my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

  • these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

  • who was that.

  • the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

  • Not my teenage students asking me 1) if I knew what yuri and yaoi meant and 2) to choose one.

  • No nuance!


    Pick one. No nuance

    Yaoi

    Yuri

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    🍏 Passing hope forward into the new year 🍏
    Wishing you all a kind and happy 2026 💚

  • the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

    what happens to you

    i am so dead

    i need to go to the hospital

    maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end

    i’m totally fine

    i’m totally fine and i’m happy

    my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it

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    assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

  • [Emergency Funds Post]

    hi!! maybe you know me or maybe you don't. i'm an aging, disabled genderqueer who has been living in the pits of this hellspace for a while! i've shat posts, written poems, made music & videos too!

    i have a book club, i've offered music commissions for a few years, & i recently made a bandcamp where my first album is up for sale.

    i have been unable to work for a while & am surviving in a low income apartment with help from my familys support, commission orders, selling plasma every week & pawning things off on ebay to make rent/grocery money, that kind of thing. recent stays in the hospital threw a big wrench in these efforts & i am in a tighter spot than ever now with little help from assisted living services so far. (ty to everyone who has offered advice, links, numbers, it means a lot. i promise i am trying)

    you might relate to living on that cusp of stability where you're a grown adult who is capable of taking care of themselves but who would sure have a much easier time with someones help. at worst i'll have no consistent home, & i'd like to keep being here for as long as i can.

    so since i've never made an outright asking post before without trying to give something in return, i'm doing that now. i really need help.

    • my KOFI. this is the easiest way to support me.
    • my venmo: FlowersForJean
    • or buy my album.

    thank you. here is a picture of my cat socrates (sock for short)

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    have a safe day.

  • YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

  • men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

  • McCalls Pikachu Plush 2512 Sewing Pattern

    This thing has been out of print for like, 26 years and some of us want to make chubby classic pikachu so uh... I figure it's okay to share bc it's kinda hard to get your hands on the remaining physical copies.

    Bonus points: Aelith made some embroidery/applique files for it too

    This is FREE, please don't pay for the pattern.

    Only the EMBROIDERY is paid.

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    muppet labs 🧪

  • STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

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  • the thing about speaking truthfully from your heart and also being deadpan in your tone is that people will think that you are constantly lying or are being sarcastic. i have never lied about anything ever. except for the times i did lie. but most of those times it was either for the bit or because i thought it would be funny.

  • can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

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    outcast of the village

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    &. lilac theme by seyche