parkchanwoohoo:

I’m high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went “What is the meaning of this Rune…” and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

lesbianalicent:

hyped-up-on-girl-pills:

danistotallyuncool:

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD

Originally posted by elfsroot

heywriters:

Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, “oh! I’m wearing my boss’s coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!” Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this

charl0ttan:

there used to be a man named bruno mars who would come on the radio every now and then to sing us his new song but he doesnt do any of that now because he got shy

snoppy:

In the club yawning

worldheritagepostorganization:

sternen–staub:

occasional posts from users

World Heritage Post

morningsaidthemoon:

I am on the library waiting list for book two

oneswordstyle:

okuajub:

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

worldfamouscookie99dollars:

aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

thecommunalfoolboy:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

it’s only when you block tracking cookies that you realise how truly wild the internet is

the internet: I see you have just bought a new phone case. here are 6000 other phone cases you might want.

user: this is creepy, I’m getting a privacy add-on

the internet: since I now have no idea what you like, here’s Wreck-It Ralph-themed fetish gear

Recently got an add for a job as a lighthouse keeper on the coasts of Ireland

segamascott:

segamascott:

theehorsepusssy:

and you’ll never get rid of me

*her

aciidwire:

becomeanunconsciousman:

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Originally posted by fran-valz

roseworth:

in middle school i knew a guy named alexander hamilton because his parents just thought it would be nice to name their son after a historical figure but then this poor guy went through hell because he was 13 years old in 2015 and his name was alexander hamilton