These are things on the Internet.

yourdaddyslumberjack:

darkcomedies:

darkcomedies:

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

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a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

@xollos

snowysoul-squrirel:

anna-neko:

shu-of-the-wind:

aqueerkettleofish:

artistefish:

chimthecappy:

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

shubbabang:

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context (via @mellorocket)

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doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like “aw thanks elmo, we’re doing well” meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

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And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

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And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo’s Twitter.

“So, boss… I may have messed up.”

“What did you do, Ray?”

“Well, I made a post for Elmo saying ‘Hi, how’s everybody doing?’”

“I mean, that’s kind of what we pay you for.”

“Yeah, but…. <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo.”

“Oh.”

“God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them.”

“Get the others.”

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

and important addition

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Source: instagram

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment