rose is probably pokémon’s funniest attempt at a well-intentioned villain. there’s going to be an energy crisis in 1,000 years so surely you understand why he has to summon cthulhu Right The Fuck Now

Controversial take but I think the issue is men don’t think they need to build trust with women just because they’ve never done anything egregious to them, while I think that men should all expect to have to put in the work to earn women’s trust. Like I’ll agree any day that maybe there’s a caricatured quality to the “‘I hate men’ crowd,” as men like to call it, but so often I find even well intentioned guys dogging on how low of an opinion women have on men as a collective when it’s like… how would you substantially argue that that inherent distrust hasn’t been earned many times over

Like I get that you’re good to your mother and never called a woman a cunt or whore or bitch and you do all the “on paper good guy” things and maybe you even are a genuinely relatively well intentioned guy, and you think that somehow exempts you from the general distrust that has been conditioned into most women, but like… women still get told not to walk alone at night. Women still get sexually assaulted by men who have never exhibited any predatory signs until the opportunity presented itself. And, so very importantly, women (rightfully) feel betrayed when they build meaningful friendships with men, only to find that men (most men!) are expecting it — and all but demanding it — to lead to something romantic. Which is impatient and entitled. The distrust simply does not exist in vacuum, and it’s wrong to pretend it does

game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"

Real life Road Runner

dragon of joy and whimsy

no no no the relationship to the patient is "royal consort", not significant other. I can see you typing significant other

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.

me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It’s meh wtf lmao! I don’t have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD

me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.

me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis

me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

me typing in 2014: hella

ok so this post has apparently become so big and so old that there is a glitch on it where it claims random users who reblogged it recently are the OP and that this post is 14 hours old. because, sure. also why is everyone in the tags talking about the real OP being deactivated ….. I AM RIGHT HERE ….. I’VE GOTTEN EVERY NOTIFICATION FOR 12 YEARS AND I’M NOT TAPPING OUT NOW!!

Sorry, I'm writing you a Scenario because I love too;

Frank shoots up in his bed, Waking up from a terrible nightmare. He quickly plucks his phone up, sets it in his lap, and dials Julie's number.

"Hello Julie," He greets her stoically before speaking with feeling. "I just had a terrible dream! I dreamt I saw you walking up to me, but when you went to speak your head Popped!"

Julie yawns and listens. "Like a Balloon?"

"Yes, like a Balloon!" He insists.

Julie smiles sweetly and curls back into bed deeper. "Was I a pretty Balloon? Did my head pop cutely? Did confetti come out?"

"What does that mean?! What do you mean pop off cutely?! It was a nightmare!" Frank cries into the phone. "Why would there be confetti?!"

It's too late, Julie already fell back asleep, somehow tangled in the telephone cord and smiling so sweetly.

"Well the next time your head Pops like a Balloon, I won't be calling you about it!" Frank huffs angrily into the receiver and politely hangs up the phone.

Somehow it's all worked itself out, because he returns to sleep with no trouble at all.

locked the fuck in get my money up

Every alien abduction show back in the day: "they took me on board and took blood samples and injected me with needles and then let me go so prooobably they noticed I was so smart and sexy they wanted my dna to make alien babies"

Exhausted alien wildlife ranger: "these poor fucking things dont even know about space rabies"

i wish having "any pronouns" worked the way we all think it works

expectation: ppl will get creative and experimental with it

reality: people see it as a goahead to use the pronouns associated w ur agab all the time with maybe a pity-they/them on occasion