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  • I want a dachshund or other small dog because it seems like a good middle ground

  • Sorry for the unsolicited advice, but please do think it over. Dachshunds (and many other small breeds) actually require quite a lot of activity and exercise (mental and physical)*. If those needs aren't met, that can cause so many difficult behavioral problems. They're working dogs, after all: if they aren't given a job, they'll find one themselves (and it'll be likely something very annoying or unpleasant to you)


    *yes, it does depend on the individual dog, but the general tendency points to those breeds being high energy

  • My chihuahua doxie mix has been skunked twice and has to be supervised any time she's outside so that she doesn't murder birds, lizards, and rodents. We've had to put up window treatments to keep her from fixating on cats on the other side of the glass and barking at them for hours because all she wants to do is kill.

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    ^^^^^Wonderful companion. Smart and sweet. Not a low-maintenance animal. 0% chill.

  • sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

  • good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

  • debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

  • 2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

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  • Elephants eat 300+ pounds of foliage a day so they’re almost always moving and grazing in their waking hours but they will stop if another elephant cannot walk. They’re known to try to pick up the fallen elephant and stand and wait for them to remain enough strength to rise and walk if the elephant is injured or ill. Some Asian elephants reportedly guide injured wild elephants back to humans for help. I can’t help but think about adage attributed to Margaret Mead, first sign of civilization is a healed human femur. We know Neanderthals cared for the individuals in their community because there are archeological finds of Neanderthals with disabilities and healed major injuries that would have required the group assisting the individual to eat and drink during their recovery, instead of seeing the injured or disabled Neanderthal as a waste of resources, they valued them as an individual and were willing to put work into their recovery and survival. Elephants seem to view members of their species in the same way but due to their anatomy and cognition, they have a harder time rendering medical aid themselves, though they want to help.

  • Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

  • !cursedoak

  • did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

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    he’s still alive and breaking into homes with his girlfriend as of September 2025 btw