I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes
i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive
Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.
take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata




