be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

well i used to be more miserable and i lived

death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u

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‘It’s sooo annoying that this traumatized child character is not being super rational and emotionally stable about the horrendous things they’re experiencing with that even a well adjusted adult would struggle to deal with’ is possibly the most infuriating take on the internet and i want to beat you all with hammers.

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

shoutout to that one time in all systems red when murderbot got so flustered by Basic Conversation that it just walked to the other side of the room and stood in the corner with its face to the wall until the humans gave up on talking to it. just...."fuck socializing, I Am Furniture Again Now." I think about that moment every day.

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imagine bearing (hehe) witness to this clownery

I think it's interesting that the character who paints the most...redeemable? flattering? picture of cersei in their povs is probably catelyn. I'm not saying cat doesn't hate her, she absolutely does and for good reason, but she also sees cersei as a sort of mirror to herself and her motherhood. when catelyn goes to the sept in the (spoilers for acok i guess) chapter renly dies, she takes a moment to think about how even though she hates cersei for what she did, she can't say she wouldn't have done the same in her place, for her children. she sees cersei in the image of the mother and wonders if she prays to her too, which is more humanising than pretty much anything her brothers have to say about her in their povs. and this coming from the woman who said "give me cersei lannister and you'd see how gentle a woman can be" btw. idk I just think it's interesting

meanwhile in her povs cersei is like "catelyn stark was a MOUSE"

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