lover of too many things tbh
You can’t kiss me! The neighbors might see us.
Tired, Langston Hughes
Sunjae’s father was such a little bitch this episode lmao. “My son would never lose his mind over a woman, especially not your daughter!” like sir you son is in her parking lot trying to come up with a script so that he can casually give her some antibiotics. he’s ill with downbadism and has a phd in being an embarrassment
The Judge From Hell X Text Posts pt.2 pt.1
The Judge From Hell X Text Posts pt.1 pt.2
spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like ‘what is this song about’. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niall’s mouth.
absolute best 1d question dodging tactic though was them all taking the world’s most awkward beat then louis saying something vaguely bitchy yet completely unintelligible in the strongest doncaster accent to grace the mortal ear (taking a minimum of 45 seconds for the human brain to decode), meanwhile zayn’s presence would simply be leaving the room in every metaphysical shape and form, and niall would be laughing in the back for no reason. lynchian. I think that’s the tactic the CIA used to convince witnesses they were having a stroke.
“a movie that feels like a movie” sorry that was just his instinctive winter soldier training you wouldn’t understand
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What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.
Sylvia Plath
One Direction’s first and last performances as a five piece. (2010 - 2015)
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