why did he have to be a raven…it could be tic tac crow…
appreciate what we have for once in your life you ungrateful cunt
appreciate what
we have for once in your life
you ungrateful cunt
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
when the weird relative shows up to the farm
i have never seen an animal moving this silly
Canadian Nightmare
JESUS CHRIST
WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST
The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.
This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed
Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters
Woo woo, motherfucker!
Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.
Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.
It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.
Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
my naym is cow
and when it storm
in winter tyme
before the morn
icy flakes among
air high and low
I stick out my tongue
I lik the snow
Low Crawl..
Ploop ploop ploop
i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd
unrestrained autumn fun
