tite kubo: ok so ichigo and rukia
tite kubo: death and the strawberry
tite kubo: rukia is ichigo's ray of light
tite kubo: black sun and white moon
tite kubo: the sand and the rotator
tite kubo: "can i keep up with the speed of the world without you in it?" seems fitting
tite kubo: queen of hearts, king of spades
tite kubo: [personally works on a movie dedicated to how important rukia is to ichigo]
tite kubo: [asked to draw ichigo, draws rukia too]
tite kubo: [asked about or/hime, gives a vague answer and replies about rukia instead]
tite kubo: "theyre more than friends, less than lovers"
95% of bleach fans: so theyll end up together right
tite kubo: yOU THOUGht !!! surprise ichigo is going to marry and have a child with a girl hes never romantically acknowledged in the entire series!!!
also tite kubo: my stories are great once you close your eyes and ignore the bullshit and plot holes !!

Random fans giggling over random ships: They are sooo going to be together ~ ~ ~
Me, in a shady corner, with an eyepatch and a wooden leg, creepily approaching them: Trust no mangaka my lad

employer: so what's your motivation to get a job
me: i need money to buy my stupid anime shit

Ouran High School Host Club

Haruhi: fuckin rich people
Tamaki: notice me kouhai
Kyoya: *anime glasses glint*
Hikaru: Bro bro bro
Kaoru: Broooooo
Honey: loves cake more than he loves his brother
Mori: *is tall*

me: *looks out the window*
me: when will my online purchases arrive

40 Anime questions:

1: What is your #1 favorite anime?
2: Has an anime ever made you cry?
3: Which anime made you laugh the hardest?
4: If you could make a spin-off of any anime, what would it be?
5: List your top [5] anime's
6: List your top [5] anime OSTs
7: Have you ever watched an entire anime in one sitting?
8: Who is your favorite anime character?
9: Name an anime character you absolutely hate
10: Which [3] animes would you most recommend?
11: What is your favorite 'moe' anime?
12: What is your favorite romance anime?
13: What is your favorite comedy anime?
14: What is your favorite action anime?
15: What is your favorite harem anime?
16: What is your favorite ecchi anime?
17: What is your favorite mech anime?
18: What is your favorite drama anime?
19: What is your favorite slice of life anime?
20: What is your favorite adventure anime?
21: What is the first anime you ever saw?
22: You get to have a harem of [6] anime characters of your choice, who do you choose?
23: What is the most times you've re-watched an anime?
24: Name [1] anime you wish everyone would watch
25: What is an anime you regret watching?
26: You get to have [1] anime character as your waifu/husbando in real life, who do you choose?
27: Which anime character are you most like?
28: Do you watch a new anime because you think it will be good, or because its popular?
29: Has an anime's fanbase ever made you hesitant to watch an anime?
30: How many anime episodes is 'ideal' for you?
31: Have you ever watched an anime with over [23] episodes?
32: If you could make a game for an anime of your choice, what would it be and why?
33: Would you ever watch an anime with over [100] episodes?
34: Have you ever watched an anime only because you liked a specific character?
35: Have you ever dropped an anime, if so why?
36: In your opinion, what makes a good anime?
37: Name a popular anime you love
38: Name a popular anime you hate
39: Is there an anime you wish was more popular?
40: Thoughts on live-action adaptations?

favourite character: *dies*
me: nah get up bitch ur fine

tokyo ghoul characters as zodiac

aries: ayato
taurus: nishiki
gemini: juuzou
cancer: touka
leo: tsukiyama
virgo: akira
libra: hinami
scorpio: uta
sagittarius: hide
capricorn: amon
pisces: kaneki

mom: stop fucking watching anime
me: の

Aomine: *sneezes
Aomine: Bless me
Aomine: Thank me
Aomine: I'm welcome

Someone: So what type of guys are you into?
Me: *pulls out a picture of Kaneki Ken*

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: naruto is ending this week

Ask!

A: name?
B: age?
C: where are you from?
D: ever had sex?
E: ever kissed someone?
F: ever been in love?
G: are you in love right now?
H: single/in a relationship?
I: with what celebrity would you want to switch lives with?
J: favourite celibrities?
K: IRL celebrity OTP's?
L: favourite artist?
M: favourite food?
N: favourite tvshow?
O: what are your OTP's?
P: Favourite tv character?
Q: who is your best onlinefriend?
R: what fandom are you in?
S: most awkward moment in your life so far?
T: if you could change one thing from the past, what would it be?
U: where do you live?
V: you have a dream?
W: what is your haircolour?
X: what is your eyecolour?
Y: are you happy with yourself and the way you look?
Z: post a picture

me: *sees somebody watching anime*
me: haha nerd
me: *goes home and watches anime*

When I'm listening to anime music

friend: what are you listening to?
me: *looks up into the sky* *closes eyes* *wind blows through hair* *sakura petals everywhere* ...music... from a far away land...