gabecebro:

Let the rain fall

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

‘Olay?’
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

foreverautumnblog:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

• love stick
• doinker
• schlong
• wankie
• ding dong
• 100% all-beef thermometer
• bologna pony
• stinky pickle
• magic wand
• divine rod
• love muscle
• power drill
• captain winky
• yogurt slinger
• DNA rifle

Levi moans as his pants are ripped from his body, leaving his 100% all-beef thermometer standing proudly under Eren’s hungry gaze.

“Wow…” Eren murmurs, licking his lips as he eyes Levi’s bologna pony. Levi would feel shy if he were a lesser man, but as it is, his doinker twitches appreciatively as Eren groans and palms himself at the sight of Levi’s love muscle.

“Come on,” Levi says huskily, rolling his hips so his power drill bounces enticingly in Eren’s view. “You know you can’t wait to get a taste of this yogurt slinger.”