• So many characters should be permanently disabled in multiple ways or AT THE VERY LEAST have severe chronic pain but everyoens a coward so no one writes the effects of the injuries they inflict </3

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    Not my photo but this is a sign I used to pass by at least once or twice a week when I was a kid (as you can see, it isn't ominous enough for many people)

  • answered by ominous-signs

    Official ominous sign

  • Oh another sign that has been featured on here before as well!

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  • It's not that I don't think you deserve to cum. I'm completely blameless in this. It's the algorithm.

    I developed a complex algorithm for determining who's allowed to cum or not allowed to cum and it decided that you simply shouldn't be allowed.

    How does it work? Well it takes in a bunch of data like your age and sex and location and then it says no.

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  • me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

    my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

    me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

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