The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image
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So many characters should be permanently disabled in multiple ways or AT THE VERY LEAST have severe chronic pain but everyoens a coward so no one writes the effects of the injuries they inflict </3
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sent by moonlit-floruit
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answered by ominous-signs
Official ominous sign
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This is called a drowning machine, and it’s no joke.
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Oh another sign that has been featured on here before as well!
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sent by Anonymous
Do you have a song stuck in your head currently?
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It's not that I don't think you deserve to cum. I'm completely blameless in this. It's the algorithm.
I developed a complex algorithm for determining who's allowed to cum or not allowed to cum and it decided that you simply shouldn't be allowed.
How does it work? Well it takes in a bunch of data like your age and sex and location and then it says no.
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Psychologists prescribing antidepressants.
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me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]
my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?”
me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”
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