Call Me Ca$hlyn (Posts tagged rdr2)

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Warning: Mentions of Death

Summary: Sean won’t stop teasing a very tired Arthur about an escapade at a farm. Arthur decides to take matters into his own hands.

Prompt from @amazingmsme: OMG YES SOMEONE WHO WRITES FOR RDR! Would you be willing to write for Arthur & Sean with “Don’t be an ass” & “You think you’re funny?”? I feel like their friendship would be so adorable & it would be fitting for them

“Oi, Arthur.”

Three hours. Three hours of this agony.

“Yes, Sean?” Arthur answered through perfectly gritted teeth. 

“You smell like a horse’s arse.”

The Van der Linde gang had been on the road for two days now, and they still had three more to go until they hit Rhodes. All of them tended to get on each other’s nerves now and again—the road was long and lonely, and running from place to place for years on end had its toll. For example, Arthur hated the way that Bill chewed with his mouth open. Bill, in return, hated that Arthur liked to think plans through. Sean Macguire, however, was his own breed of pest.

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Anonymous asked:

You just know that Arthur is the king of playful roughhousing. He doesn't initiate it as much as he gets older but if someone else starts it, he still happily finishes it and pretty much always comes out on top. He's almost impossible to beat and it frustrates the heck out of everyone, especially Sean and John. They've learned that they have to play dirty and tickle him to ever get the upper hand!

Omg yeeeeeees! Arthur loves to play around & can usually hold his own when it’s just one of them, which is why they usually team up. They’ll each attack one of his worst spots & Arthur can’t really do anything against it since they pinned him down. Instead he’ll just writhe on the ground & laugh until they stop. & when they do they know they better take off running cause it won’t be long til he’s after them

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Anonymous asked:

Uuugh I'm so thirsty for more Red Dead Redemption content. Got anymore headcanons kicking around your brain?

Boy howdy you bet I do! So if you saw the other ask about Arthur’s hat hunting trip, then you know he got a few pretty dangerous animals. Well, it didn’t come without a cost. He has a few nasty bites & scratches from the raccoon & fox, but the worst wound he got was from the gator. He had been in a tree above the water planning on shooting it from above, but had fallen off. The splash attracted the alligator & since aquatic reptiles swim faster than humans, got him pretty quickly. It bit his leg & drug him under, but he managed to bash its head with the butt of his gun before shooting it. He did a pretty good job with cleaning his wounds, but he’s still hurt. After he gets back, Sean’s walking by his tent & hears Arthur groaning & decides to check in on him. He walks in to see him unwrapping his leg & checking on the bite. He calls out his name & Arthur jumps & tries to hide the wound but it’s clear Sean already saw. He sighs & sits on his bed & Sean sits with him. They’re quiet for a second before he says “Why did you hide it Arthur?” He runs a hand over his face before answering “I don’t know, y’all all seemed so worried, thought I’d save y’all the trouble.” Sean just stares at him & goes “Arthur… it’s astounding how stupid you are.” “Well I know that, but I don’t see what that has to do with-“ “you worry us more by hiding shit like this Arthur!” “Well damn Sean, what do you want me to say?” “I-I don’t know, actually letting us know when something’s wrong would be a nice start…” & from that point on, Arthur started letting the family know when he was hurt instead of hiding his injuries

In my mind, Arthur is really playful & teasy. He loves to heckle the other family members by doing or saying small little things that he knows gets on their nerves. He’ll chew his gum loudly around Micah cause he knows he can’t stand it, and act like he didn’t know he was bothering him before blowing a bubble with a large pop. Or he’ll sneak up from behind Sean before grabbing him in a headlock & scrubbing the top of his head until his hair is thoroughly messy. & when he’s out riding with Lenny or John & they’re not in any real hurry, he’ll ride up close to them & kick them with his foot. Not enough to make them fall off, but enough to make them slide around the saddle. They’ll always grumble & complain but they can’t hide their growing smile.


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Anonymous asked:

Also, the way Arthur smiles just kills me! In the game he full on smiles rarely but when he does, it always seems like he tilts his head down and lets his hat shade it or he shakes his head like he's being ridiculous and just seems embarrassed by it and it's adorable. I can just imagine everybody in the gang feeling like they've accomplished something major when they get him to outright smile.

YEEEES! I noticed that too & it melts my heart! Arthur is my good boy & when he smiles it’s the best thing ever! He definitely has learned to school his features & fakes a smile at the appropriate time or tone it down to only a smirk, but in the rare moments when he can’t help but to genuinely smile, it’s the best thing ever. But his self conciousness comes into play so he always dips his head down to hide it or something like that. The gang absolutely loves it because it’s so rare & you really know you did something good if even Arthur smiles

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Anonymous asked:

Some random headcanons for ya: Arthur Morgan is totally the type to crumble like a cookie the moment he's tickled. It's hard to get close enough to do it but once you have your fingers in his ribs, it's over. He'll like, try to trap your hands with his arms but it doesn't work so he just folds over and, if you keep going, tries to curl entirely into a ball. Meanwhile, John Marston is the type to flail and shriek so if you tickle him, get ready to dodge flying limbs until you tire him out!

Yes yes YES this is totally 100% accurate & I love it! Arthur goes into armadillo mode to protect himself & John just can’t handle it & goes crazy

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Anonymous asked:

Not sure my last message got through because my internet conked out right as I sent it, but I'd love to hear more of your RDR headcanons!

If you sent another after the last published ask them it didn’t come through(because tumblr suuucks, that’s right @staff) but I love my boys so much!

So one time Dutch made fun of his hat & Arthur stormed off on his horse, & he thought he was just being a big ol drama queen but the whole camp started to get worried when he didn’t come back. Dutch was scared he had really hurt his feelings or that something happened to him, & now Hosea was pissed at him & John was avoiding him. He went out on his horse every day to search for him & after 2 & a half weeks Arthur comes riding up & everyone’s so excited to see him & Dutch is relieved & also angry like a parent since he just left for so long with no explanation. Arthur just grins & opens a large sack full of pelts along with various different hats. They watch in awe as he pulls out hat after hat, pelt after pelt, finally stopping with alligator skin boots & a belt. He has the smuggest grin on his face & just stares at Dutch, all of his trophies displayed in front of him. Fox hat, coon hat, skunk hat, possum hat, badger hat, beaver hat, squirrel cap, rat cap, & a bunch of loose pelts. Arthur bends down, takes off his bear hat & trades it for the fox one & gives Dutch a shit eating grin, “I got a different hat for every day,” & grabs up his haul & walks off to his tent leaving everyone in shock. John, Lenny, Sean & even Hosea are all losing their shit at the look on Dutch’s face

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Anonymous asked:

Yesss those headcanons! Especially the Lenny one; I adore him and I'm still not over his story in the game. I love the idea that Arthur snorts when he laughs super hard and you just know it's everybody's goal to get him to that point because usually he's "big tough cowboy" and won't laugh like that. At the same time, I think he has the choke-y, wheezy kinda laugh when he's tickled because of how rough his voice is, like more shaking shoulders and gasping than sound and it's cute as hell!

Oh they try sooo hard to make him laugh, but even their best attempts at jokes only get a hearty chuckle. & YEEEEEEESSSSS😍😍😍😍😍😍😍he TOTALLY has a wheezy choking laugh when he’s tickled! His voice is usually so deep & gruff it’s never really warmed up enough to let laughter flow freely & the fact that he tries to hold it back doesn’t help either!

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Anonymous asked:

Same RDR anon: I forgot to ask if you have any headcanons for these characters! Or if you just generally want to screech about what you love about them, I'll definitely be reading and probably agreeing!

I have a ton of headcanons!

So Arthur has really low self esteem. We can see it pretty clearly in the game, but Arthur seems to genuinely think that he’s not deserving of love/no one could ever really love him. One night in a bar Arthur sort of lets this slip to Lenny & Lenny does everything in his power to make him see that he’s good enough. Arthur will never say so, but it means the world to him.

This headcanon is all Markiplier’s fault & his stupid obsession with that fucking bear hat. Well Arthur loves that bear hat & he never goes anywhere without it.

On the rare occasion that Arthur laughs really hard he’ll snort loudly. This earned him the nickname of “boar” from John, to which he responds by calling him mouse cause he has a squeakier laugh. They then proceed to give all of the gang animal nicknames. (Arthur called Hosea a bear because of his snoring & almost got his ass kicked)

My boy Sean is so fun & full of energy. Arthur wasn’t sure he’d like someone so spunky but he really grew on him. Sean’s more physically affectionate than the others & will always clap a hand on his shoulder or ruffle his hair. Arthur & Sean develop a little game between them, & soon drag John in as well. Sean’s like a weasel & is excellent at hiding cause he can squeeze into virtually any space. So he’ll hide & wait for one of them to walk by & he’ll pounce out. He always catches them off guard, so tackling them to the ground is fairly easy. Then he’ll tickle them till they can’t breathe. Once they catch their breath he takes off running cause he knows they’ll give it to him 10x as bad. Arthur pretends to hate this game, but just like his fondness for Sean, the game grows on him. & John doesn’t really mind the playful fun either.

I really love this game, let me know if you wanna hear more or if you’ve got some headcanons of your own!

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Anonymous asked:

*kicks down your door* I'M IN LOVE WITH ARTHUR MORGAN, HELLO! And I was recently replaying the first Red Dead Redemption and rediscovered by love for John and I'm drowning in feelings. I'm still not over these games, my dude.

I absolutely love John! & Arthur is my boy, he’s precious & tough & deserves all the love! & I’m stILL EMO OVER SEAN!

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