Mewwy Kissmas

Rating their chins on each other’s hears

Let’s abandon our fate and run away together

What little Princess would dream of if they had a bed

Chapter 5 Kralsusie flirting lesson

Kris is very greedy because in every duo of the Kralsusie dynamic they never have to bridal carry anyone.

Krusie: Susie wouldn’t allow that. Kris get’s carried

Kralsei: Ralsei is the Princess, and Kris is the Knight in their relationship. Princesses bridal carry their knights. That is law

Ralsusie: 50% Chance Kris is getting traumatized in the backrooms. Can’t bridal carry anyone there.

Kralsusie: shorties form a throne and carry Susie Girl-King style. Nothing Bridal involved. Alternatively both of them travel on Susie’s shoulders.

Okay, actually, in Terms of Fruit, I want to extend this to all duos of Kralsusie actually.

So Ralsusie is Strawberries and Krusie is obviously Apples, goes without saying,

The thing is, I think Kralsei fits Apples really well too. (Maybe because Apples are associated with Kris…) So I suggested either making Krusie a green apple, and Kralsei a Red Apple because I think apple Shampoo tends to have green marketing, and Kris is wearing green in the lightworld, and with the soul shenanigens involved in Kralsei, plus souls and Apples being red, I think that would fit them too.

Alternatively I think it would be a kind of poetic representation of Kris and Ralsei’s relationship if their food item was Apple Tea (or Just Tea leaves).

They get the Apple Scene If you don’t give Kris the Tea in Chapter 4 and I think it’s really significant that the game tracks the Tea HP for them specifically.

I’m Not Sure what fruit I would give Kralsusie as a throuple though, maybe we just bake all the Fruit into a cake

Ooh! I also wanna rant about shipping without telling which one is which! :D (only my opinion ofc, None of These say anything about the Quality of the ship)

1. I really like the comedic potential, which is even funnier considering one of them seems to dislike the other. I only would ship this ironically though
2. I only really see the vision in 2 specific cases otherwise they feel more like cousins to me
3. I think it’s cute but I kinda lost the vision over the chapters. Now I kinda just see them as emotional support besties (but don’t forget: never underestimate the power of emotional support besties). I also want everyone who might’ve figured this one out to consider the possibility of Yuri for this one/silly
4. Literally soulmates. I might be hyperfocused on another pairing but they were my favourite by far when only Chapter 2 was out
5. I really hope Chapter 5 gets me to like it, because it frustrates me to no end that I don’t. There is just something missing, and I can’t figure out what exactly it is. Rn it’s more a culmination of things…
6. I like the original vision, otherwise I only ship it ironically
7. In my brain it is forever connected with germanic silhouettes, otherwise I don’t ship it, but I think it’s cool if other people do. That’s like the ultimate rarepair and I support that!
8. This is the more ultimate rarer pairer, and again I don’t really see it working (unless you consider trans headcanons) but if you find a way, then pop off my liege
9. I, no joke, had some kind of internalized shame about them or something? I don’t know, I went from not getting it at all, to slowly digging their friendship but didn’t want others to think I shipped them romantically, to second otp, to why am I lying to myself these two are the goat. I always get a little sad once I wake up to reality and remind myself that they likely won’t be a thing at the end of the game, but even though they likely won’t, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that these two love each other
10. You got the beeest of both worlds
11. The (un)cool Thing about this ship is that you can literally make up their dynamic as of the time I’m writing this.
12. + 13. I dunno it doesn’t really work with only these three for me, it mostly it feels like someone’s missing