this is horrible but its accurate .
What’s your sign and your favorite soup?
i made a uquiz that tells you what your true astrological sign is, but its vague and based on nothing
since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!
hey! tag your sign and the emotion that is most likely to make you cry! mine is frustration
Could handle superpowers: SAGITTARIUS, Cancer, Taurus, Leo
Deserve superpowers but can’t handle it well: PISCES, Libra, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio
Should not, by any means, have superpowers ever: CAPRICORN, Aquarius, Aries
signs that don’t fuckin Do anything
Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
The Signs As RPG Classes (the stereotypical three)
- Warrior: Aries, Leo, Taurus, Scorpio
- Rogue: Cancer, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra
- Mage: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: Untwist your mind and something is bound to flow freely. Do not be afraid. It is okay to be afraid.
Taurus: Suspicion is an ugly thing but it keeps your head on straight.
Gemini: Nature is important. All she wants is your company.
Cancer: A big change is just around the corner! You can survive in sulfur based environments right?
Leo: The fabric of the world is fine and soft. Rest your head. Admire the work nobody has done.
Virgo: Nothing left to lose means nothing holding you back. Take revenge! Or a nap! The choice is yours!
Libra: Watch the fire dance between your fingers. You only have so long.
Scorpio: Intended use is just a legal term. Humans are clever fuckers and you wont stop us.
Ophiuchus: Your desire to help is well placed. Keep ample supplies up.
Sagittarius: You are resistant to the arcane. Its effects are blunted on you. This is neither a blessing nor a curse.
Capricorn: You’re missing out on all the fun! We are all missing out on the fun! Fun is a shapeless ineffable thing that physically cannot be described or located.
Aquarius: Sometimes the world makes you do shit but eventually everything will be grass so who cares.
Pisces: Anything is a legal chess move if you have a gun.