spicymancer:

Winter Girlfriend with Pink and Yellow

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lazorsandparadox:

depsidase:

DO NOT CALL THE REGULAR POLICE.

they are not on your side.

Very explicitly, in the video, the regular police straight up lie to the couple, telling them they will go to jail for harboring a fugitive if they dont hand the doordasher over, and that it doesnt matter if ice has a warrant for her arrest. NEITHER OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE. You CANNOT be harboring a fugitive if the person you are haboring doesnt have a warrant out for their arrest! The warrant is what makes them a fugitive!

If ice wants access to someone on your property, do NOT hand them over unless you are shown a warrant signed by a judge! Make as much noise as you can to attract bystanders - it was the fact that a crowd gathered and started yelling at them that made ice leave in the video. And DO NOT expect the regular police to help you - they are just another arm of the state and will only do or say whatever they think is necessary to make you comply.

And make sure you film everything so you have evidence of what really happened if ice tries to enter your property illegally.

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asmuchasidliketo:

thatdisasterauthor:

Listening to the local fire department radios as they rescue a cat in a sewer. Here’s how it’s going:

FD: We can see the cat. Do you have an ETA on animal control?

Dispatch: Twenty minutes.

FD: Alright, we think we can get the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, we’ll let animal control know.

FD several minutes later: We’ve got the cat.

Dispatch: Copy, do you still want–

FD, interrupting: Update, the cat DOES NOT like us.

Dispatch: …so you do still want animal control, then?“

FD: Yes. Tell them the cat is in the engine.

Dispatch: …are you also in the engine?

FD: Not anymore, no.

ALT

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phoenix:

ribombeee:

ALT

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goth-queen:

tyger-land:

ᴇᴢʀᴀ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴋᴇᴀᴛs Artwork from his 1962 book The Snowy Day.

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pyrobot1cs:

a-sentient-cup:

cherryberg:

sacred-portal:

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bingly-eyes:

bingly-eyes:

:

ITS FUCKING REAL???

The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit: Hotbox Variation

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goth-queen:

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tamamita:

oh wooow

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