Hornet introduce them like that to see people reactions.
I saw a yt short voicing this art and I had to find the original.
I’m glad people on YouTube are giving credits!
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
authors notes: there is absolutely no one true meaning intended for this piece, but I guess my thoughts while making it were the plain, boring and literal way you talk about the world after seeing something traumatic , or the way things seem to lose all meaning and significance . and also the way you minimise an event to make it sound like it's not so bad , the way you remove detail from the memory.
like .. there is something over the river . there is something unspeakable over the river . when you recount it , you have to make it seem so small . it's just a body. the state the body is in can't be made out like this . you hide the details from yourself to forget how bad it really looked . you hide it in general - so insignificant you could miss it entirely ! it was just a body and The Something that killed it looming , and birds flying away .
and the world could be full of colour , but you can't see it that way any more . the grass is just grass . the trees are just trees . the fish in the river that's just a river are just fish , and that's just a body .
Also SPOILERS for anyone who wants the solution to the eye-spy:
For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.
you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass
g-raver
“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”
Fuck off.
it would be cool if cars could fuck
We. We still have horses
My great-great grandfather died because he was drunk and fell off his horse.
The other 2 comments were an hour ago, how fast do you move?
Nothing less should be expected from someone who claims they were the one to eliminate personsonable aka mushroom post op
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people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard
There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.
hello the pitt enjoyers, 4th year med student who just finished interviewing emergency medicine (EM) here to offer up some real-life scenarios for ur viewing and shipping pleasure. i am personally mostly picturing mohantos (loser lesbian trinity santos nation RISE UP) but feel free to insert whoever:
- sometimes when you do compressions, your lanyard is bouncing all over the place and someone will come behind you and drag it around your neck so it isn't in the way #intimate
- similarly, if you are doing a sterile procedure and scrubbed in and your phone goes off, sometimes you'll have someone else reach into your back pocket to check your phone. first of all, a little butt grab never hurt anybody, and second of all, this is ripe with juicy material for seeing texts (for example finding out your attending had a sexy hookup the night before OOP who said that that def not a real scenario that happened)
- i cannot emphasize ENOUGH how much of a party specialty EM is lmao. all the residents know exactly which restaurants serve alcohol at 8 am bc they need cocktails post night-shift. some residents have a literal frat house that they all hang out at on the random days of the week they get off and there's a basement where sometimes you'll find a random resident sleeping bc they were too drunk to go home and had a 7 am shift the next morning (whitaker-coded)
- also: energy drinks all day everyday, especially celsius. trinity santos would absolutely be shotgunning these pre-shift
- speaking of partying: emergency medicine regularly has resident retreats which get WILD and messy (as in i have overheard residents talking about doing lsd together, hooking up with each other, going into labor??)
- and more partying: attendings will pretty regularly host sleepovers, journal clubs, dinners, parties etc at their homes bc they are rich lmao. not something i see dr. robby doing but perhaps some night shift people
- residents really are that close which is sweet. i've had residents ask for my feedback on hinge profiles and scroll through their messages with matches with me (looking at u santos and whitaker)
- so many tattoos and piercings on everyone
- intern tuesdays! most EM residencies have dedicated educational conferences every week on wednesday mornings (i think - perhaps this is revealing about where in the coutnry i am lmao) so everyone gets the night before off and goes to like happy hours or sleeps over at people's apartment and stays out late
- oh and speaking of wednesday conferences - sometimes they do fun little excursions like to the zoo to learn about snake bites lmao or to the beach where everyone's in swimsuits and they'll do a water rescue and drag a body out of the water and forget to warn all the beachgoers that this was a simulation lmfao, ripe with material for a comedy of errors type pitt situation
- also perhaps revealing a bit about where i am again but a) EM is an incrediblyyyyy gay specialty i was SHOOK once i started talking to residents and faculty there is not a straight bone in that department b) in my experience on the interview trail lots of rural queer people are lowkey trying to come to this more urban location to train and be around gay people (coughWHITAKERcough)
- residents frequently let med students (or honestly even newbie interns) practice IVs on them. plenty of time for yearning touches
- when a resident offers to wipe down your computer station and keyboard with a sterile wipe and has to reach over your body to do so 🥵
- residents will take drugs from the over-the-counter cart and self-medicate such as one resident i knew who (incorrectly) took antibiotics for some illness and gave herself c. diff (@ whitaker)
- post night shift brunch! found family!
- EMTs are consistently so hot. im sorry i said it. i dont think we know any EMTs yet in the pitt but i am Waiting
- oh more yearning physical intimacy: when u have a trauma patient, you have to "log roll" the patient to inspect every inch and make sure you haven't missed anything. that entails crossing your arms over a fellow nurse/attending/resident whoever while you roll the patient and leaves plenty of room for some arm rubbing hehe
anyway this is just a start, feel free to adapt and go ham <3
Nurse here, adding on:
Was doing chest compressions on someone and my hair fell out of my hair tie. One of my coworkers reached over and pulled my hair back up and I’ve been crushing on that coworker since then. (Santos x Garcia anyone 👀)
Everyone flirts with everyone. I can’t bend over at work without at least three coworkers checking me out and one ass grab from someone.
Agree with the fact that healthcare workers party hard. First time I ever partied so hard I had to crawl across a floor was at a party with doctors, nurses, techs, CNAs, at least two housekeepers.
On god everyone is queer. I honestly think it might be some requirement to even make it in ED if you’re queer, have tattoos and piercings, and have breath taking mental health issues
Coworkers will follow you everywhere. Bathroom, supply room, med room. (I see your pining!Robby following Whitaker everywhere fics and I’m here to confirm that’s canon. Even more than canon, nobody is going to notice that Robby is doing anything outside of the ordinary bc everyone is doing it)
If you’re mean to your coworkers it’s a form of flirting (My baby Santos is just trying to be friends)
Trauma bonding.
Mmmm the sexual tensions when you’re at the computer and someone leans over your shoulder with their hand on the back of your chair to read what’s on your computer screen.
PRACTICING RESTRAINTS ON EACH OTHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️
read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.
our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.
trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.
I feel like I'm the last person alive writing in Word, but wanted to share this because it might save someone some heartache.
I am used to Word autosaving relentlessly; for the last few years it didn't really even have a "File>Save" command that I could see--it just autosaved like every five seconds or something. It took me a long time to get used not clicking File>Save at the end of every writing session, and I never really trusted it--with good reason, it turns out.
Apparently, when you turn off Word's new ai features, AutoSave is disabled and cannot be turned back on. There is toggle button in the upper left for it, but when I try to toggle it on, it says "Autosave is not available because of your privacy settings." I worked in my document yesterday, put my computer to sleep with the doc still open on the taskbar (my usual habit), and when I opened it today, the new work I did yesterday was gone.
This time I only lost about 300 words, which I had typed into my document from my longhand-writing in a notebook (so I guess I kind of autosaved them that way!), but if I'd really been on a roll, this could have been a disaster.
Be careful out there. Everything is terrible!
Yeah, they're baking it into essential compontents now so we'll stop turning it off. Noticed that in several programs. FFS I hate all of these tech bros.
