“this character cant be aro/ace they have a crush on this other character!!!” clearly you don’t understand the aro/ace ability to be platonically and sickeningly down bad
obviously not every cheesy chips is going to be like this, but why is it a majority of the time i see “cheesy chips” it looks like this and it’s from the UK. i’ve seen like 10 different variations of fries with kraft singles just slapped on top of it. at least melt the goddamn cheese
MELT THE FUCKING CHEESE YOU ANIMALS
come on man
pissing me off
they’re just doing this shit on purpose now
THIS HAS EVIL ENERGY
The one where they didn’t even bother unwrapping the cheese feels particularly ridiculous to me. Like, was that too much to ask?
Aroace culture is placing more importance on your aro identity than your ace one because although you find sex more uncomfortable than romance, you also find that it's the experience that more drastically alters your life and how people view you. Like I ultimately connect more with the aro community (including aroallo people) personally because I'm more likely to get odd looks and people telling me not to make decisions about that so early, combined with the fact that there's a certain level of focus in the ace community on the difficulties of finding romantic partners as aces and the unique struggles which come with that. I understand that but I feel the narrative is often "you might be ace but you can still find love" (or that aces really enjoy things typical of romantic relationship just without the sex).
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
if this is an opinion a lot of people hold I must be regarded by society as some kind of feral animal. one thing about me is I will be going places with wet hair
The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???
I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:
Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:
And a quality photo of this sweet potato:
An update for those not following Jorts’ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:
There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed Oh no, where’s Jorts? Oh no!
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
When Pam came on, she had a plan To teach our Jorts about garbage cans Pam meant well but her plans fell flat When HR said, “don’t butter the cat”
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
Now Jean the smart cat comes She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb Now that the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
Additional quality memes:
A recipe for Buttered Jorts:
Recent Jorts activities:
And some very wise words from the cat himself:
This is the largest Jorts post I found before I decided to stop, and combines a lot of memes in one convenient package.
Along with cats, of course. Smartly done!
The person running the Jorts Twitter is using it to promote unions, which is awesome.
FNALLY! All the premium Jorts content in one place!
JOOOOOORTS
the blessing of jorts. the patience of jean.
The sheer delight when you finally learn the story of Jorts and Jean, of whom you had only vaguely heard, and what’s more you find SOMEONE YOU KNOW among the Jorts poets
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