Aroace disaster (Posts tagged hvz reports)

No one:
Literally no one:
Me: sounds fun to go play zombies at uni until 6am!!!

Update: fighting for my life not to fall asleep at the train bc then i wont be able to wake up

#last night i stayed up late reading and i slept like 4h only #which like is enough to get me through a day but is it enough to get me to two? #im not sure #i mean i have hope that once im actually playing the adrenaline will keep me awake #is just the getting there part thats annoying lol #its not like its the first time i stay up the whole night after a few days of no sleeping #(it is the first time that i do that having to wake up for lunch the next day lmao🥶🥶) #but it will be alright #it will be funny if i get home and my sister is waking up for her volleyball match lol #(the alternative is getting there when shes left already which like. i dont know whats funnier lol) #mine #hvz reports

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: sounds fun to go play zombies at uni until 6am!!!

#why do i do this to myself #nah im sure it will be fun but at what cost #mine #hvz reports #<- wow its been so long since i used that tag lmao

Humans vs zombies is funny bc it will have you saying shit like i will be your mother to your father* as a threat unironically

*zombiefamily father but shhhh

#zombiefamilyyy #my dad was vaccinated so its our responsibility to turn him back😔😔 #i wanna be my own grandma😔😔 #no fr idec if im the one to kill him but come oon #today there was a zombibirra and he went but there were only humans😔 #what kind of zombies are we fr #and today the game will be paused most afternoon bc carnival party so saaaad #mine #hvz reports

Me going to uni prepared to defend myself against zombies:

#hopefully its the last day and i will turn into a fucking zombie alreadyy 🤞🤞🤞🤞 #i have at least 1 zombie friend waiting to kill me when i get off the train so we can do thiiis #nah i actually love just carrying a foam sword to uni its funny #but its better to be a zombie chasing the humans around tbh #and like all my friends are zombies already i have fomo ok #i miss going out to hunt with my little team of zombies and im the only one left to turn #so lets hope they make it hard to stay human🔥🔥 #mine #hvz reports

Oh my god so many people have promised to kill me its barely even funny at this point

#(it is very funny i hope they succeed) #(this is about a humans versus zombies game not real life) #i kinda have a preference for 2 of them ngl #flor being my mom would be nice i like her a lot :) #and edu has promised to kill me so many times i kinda need it to be true at this point #bur rlly i dont even care who i just wanna be a zombieee #pleaseeee someone kill meee #(no im not gonna commit suicide thats illegal and like even just not trying not to die feels like going against the spirit of the game) #(i want the full human experience to be able to say yeah ive tried both and being a zombie is way better) #mine #life #hvz reports

Wow the hvz game is being such a massacre that there were like 20 zombies yesterday already (on day TWO) so they decided to do an improvised mission and gave us 7 vaccines wtff there are only 25 zombies and they are all bad at staying human lol

#and yet here i am a human😔😔😔😔 #why dont they kill meeeee #literally all my friends except like 2 are zombies already xd #and they arent the ones being resuscitated😭😭😭 #(good maybe this way they will finally kill me) #like 3 of them have promised to be my zombieparents and only 1 can be #(if its another one then ill be their adoptive daughter but not the same lmaoo #) #but yeah lets see what happens i wanna be a zombie #mine #life #hvz reports

Shit shit fuck shit all my friends are turning into zombies were barely 6 hours into the game how can they be so bad at it

#girl heeelp #3 of those had already told me they'd go for me as soon as they turned #2 sent me threatening messages once they turned #i fear an ambush tomorrow first thing in the morning #fucking zombie 0 how did they kill so many people in one afternoon #aiaiai #mine #hvz reports

Allos go on dates for valentines day i go to buy swords

#heheh new humans vs zombies game starts on monday #and im not gonna make the same mistake as last time im not gonna go there unarmed #i do kinda wish ill turn into a zombie not too late in #but i also kinda wanna try to stay human for a while #anyways not rlly a point in being a zombie before at least 1 friend is bc im not gonna go hunting alone #luckily my friends are just as bad at staying zombies as i am lol #mine #life #hvz reports

Jugar al hvz fa q tacabis afegint contactes amb oximorons com filosofonofumeta o noms com pitocalbo

#de veritat q si algu veu algun dls contactes dl hvz flipara xd #hi ha gent amb noms normalets i despres tens la pitocalbo el chino-que-corre-rapido-con-pistola-y-machete-y-come-noodles-version-dos #i mels he dafegir com a aixo xq sino no se qui son😔😔 #i es gracios etiquetar @pitocalbo ajudans a caçar xdd #mine #uni #hvz reports

Theres a guy who has been killed 3 times already and still the humans insist on vaccinating him😔😔

#like ok go off i guess less vaccines for you #today he lasted an entire hour as a human before being killed again💀💀 #we were like damn we lost 14 zombies😔 OH IT WAS 13 NVM #mine #uni #hvz reports

Aixx amb qui caçare jo dijous ara

#tu el felix no ve mai a classe larnau te analisi i no ve segur xd i ledu i el guillem mhan abandonat #bno toca caçar ledu dema #pero dia trist eh #que faig anar a jugar al mao? #genuinament no se eh #vull caçar a aquesta gent xddd #mine #life #uni #hvz reports

Wow today is being such a massacre so glad im not human lol

#being a zombie >>>>>>>>> being a human confirmed #hunting >>>>>> being hunted #mine #uni #hvz reports

Today was so fun we were at first the 3 zombies from my class then we found another zombie and we went to get his friends together, they escaped to a safe space

then we saw another guy that we all kinda knew and went after him, he also escaped but we gathered another zombie (his friend) then we pretended we were leaving hid behind a building and half of us went all the way around to get him from behind he escaped again tho bc he had a weapon

anyways then it was almost 1pm so we positioned ourselves next to the main doors so when ppl came out we could get them then a guy i met last week passed and omg he was like a ninja rlly scared me lol i tried to slow him down by getting hit in front of him he didnt slow down and escaped too :(

we had already been trying to kill someone for like 1h at this point but we got back into positions and we managed to get 1 of the 3 humans that passed (this building has barely any humans left, next time were going to another one with more humans) i killed her!!! yayy 1st kill in the gameee😋😋

anyways after that we were kinda tired it was around the time we had to leave so we went together to the train station to see if we could kill someone on the way and then like we saw a zombie and she was with her human friend so we started going after the human the zombie joined us and like she did have a weapon but it was like 8 vs 1 so it was basically impossible for her to survive she fell and we killed her lol anyways she was one of the ppl that have long range weapons who are the hardest to kill so yayy 1 less

then we just left bc we were tired and no one has to eat until like 6 or 7 pm so their problem not ours

#lol this is long #the best part i didnt even have to skip class lol it was a when you finish you can leave thing #and the other 2 zombies and i were like. speedrun and leave? #so we did that #(i usually skip the last hour of this class anyway tho lol) #anyways yesss i had lots of fun today lol #i definitely like being a zombie better than human i think #idk i feel like avoiding infinitely is too similar to my real life lol i do that every day anyways😭😭 #its fun once you have zombie friends to go on hunts like today #also im super proud of my first kill have i mentioned that🥹🥹 #(i did ''kill'' 2 people on last weeks mission but it wasn't real they just got eliminated for the mission this is my first real kill) #mine #hvz reports #uni #life

Vamoooos un amic ha convertit la laia en zombie +1 zombies tryhard

#no com jo🤑🤑 #(candela no aquesta laia amal i judith si aquesta laia xddd) #epic epic ja no ens hem de preocupar per res lol ja anira matant gent #q epic q shagi deixat lespasa xd #mine #uni #hvz reports

Ive gotta kill someone today or i die and i left my fucking bandana home

#(about the humans vs zombies game not irl lol #) #and i need the bandana to be playing otherwise i cant kill anyone #luckily i realized as soon as i got to the metro #and idgaf about the first class (or the 2nd one for the matter) #so you bet im going back home to get my fucking bandana lol #i wanted to be early today and try to kill someone early morning😔😔 #ill have to wait until afer class :( #mine #uni #hvz reports #life