mumblytron

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

tom-marvolo-dildo

customers the same in all universes

mumblytron

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here