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The sidewalks in my neighborhood often feature little wandering moss balls. I have noticed them often and wondered about them. In this part of England, there is a lot of moss always, on everything, everywhere; but that’s sedentary moss, unchanging, holding still - practically characterised by its year-round chilling-out-ness. Moss in the pavement cracks, growing along the buildings and front of garden wall; moss in the gardens and the corners between sidewalk and street. but the tumblemosses are not connected to the continuous belts of stay-at-home moss. They are disconnected, tumbleweeds, pilgrim wanderers: appearing suddenly on the pavement and mooching mysteriously on their own journeys. Like aquarium moss balls but without the currents of the water to justify them. They appear in the middle of the sidewalk in the middle of the town.

The children say they are Moss Children who have broken off from their Moss Family. They often pick them up and carry them around, shouting. Occasionally we have had to take them on train journeys (nobody else seems to have Tumblemoss; it seems to be around our neighborhood.) Sometimes the kids want to make terrariums or things, and so we specifically collect the Tumblemoss, since it’s clearly unrooted and not spoiling anything if we take it home(and I’d feel bad for the kids pulling up actual moss.) but the origins of Tumblemoss, or Moss Children, have always been a bit mysterious. They simply appear, like wild land Marimo, enigmatically. An empty sidewalk in the morning suddenly has a perfect round Moss Child in the afternoon.

Today I learned the secret origin of the Tumblemoss. Would you like to guess it?

How do Moss Children appear

Breaking off from established colonies, and setting off on their own.

Kicked off larger clumps by pedestrians and rolled along the pavement

Carried there, falling from the boots of people who have been to the allotment.

Dug up by cats/dogs for their own mysterious ways and dropped in the street.

Dropped by birds from above, for their own mysterious reasons.

Moved by forces of weather, wind and/or water.

The movements of children.

The mysterious forces of fairies/walruses.

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This is the layout of the road. Moss Children appear on the sidewalks/pavements.

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Elodie what is the answer! Are they horrible things with legs?

elodieunderglass

I’m scheduled to tell you in 4 days 20 hours! But I will say that many people in the notes have observed the formation of Moss Children

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For those who don't want to wait, it's the birds. The birds eat bugs that have come in contact with the moss, and tiny bits of moss get into the birds and parasitize their brains, taking control of their nervous systems. This causes the birds to want to grab more moss and spread it around, increasing the mossmind's reach and power. In some areas, a single moss hive may control upwards of seven thousand birds.

Normally this doesn't affect the human population much, but sometimes if something drastic threatens the hive the mossmind will lash out with its avian underlings, which can cause significant property damage and sometimes even loss of life (there was a great documentary about this way back in 1963).

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