Laquisha Foreskin

My mustang decided to run over a crowd of libtards.

It is real late at night and Mack has broken down. Mater helps him out and tows him to Doc's garage. He leaves Mack alone with Doc so he can get repaired. Doc asks Mack "what is the Problem Mack?". Mack replies "My engine stalled because I wasn't around You (winks)". Doc blushes and his cheeks turn into a blueish red pearlescent color. Doc loads Mack onto his lift and begins "working on Mack". Doc begins to tug on Mack's tow hitch. Mack begins to blush. You cannot tell because he is always red with Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment ads. Doc begins to motorboat his exhaust. Mack squirts out a little bit of oil. Mater drives in on them and gasps Doc piston Mack's cup. He goes to alert the town, but Doc pulls out a silenced 9mm Luger and shoots mater in the air filter. Mater ceases to exist due to lack of clean air in his filters. His battery then catches fire and blows up caused a nuclear explosion killing everyone.

I really enjoyed the Shrek Feet 😉. They were very green and ogre like. They tasted just like onions and soothed my throat. I would recommend them to anyone. P.S. They also do good at cutting grass. 👍😘

I really enjoyed the pickled walnuts. They were very tasty I was originally going to buy some tea because it is a tea store but I saw the walnuts and some Heinz Curry Beans (TM). I decided to get to get these items because their only sold here. I just bought a whole shipping container from you guys that's why they are out of stock. Now i'm in debt and have to live on the streets but at least I have my pickled walnuts and Heinz Curry Beans (TM) to comfort me. 👍