HELLO 00Q LIKERS!! My (almost) 70k word fic, METRONOME, is complete and available to read!! Yes it is I, the person who has been posting snippets in the 00q tag for months. Thank you all for putting up with me.
RATING: EX
GENRE: Romantic Comedy (Dramedy?)
READ IF YOU ENJOY: Banter. Situations. Longing. Forced proximity. Banter a second time
FIRST LINE: “Q knocked on the door to suite 706, the Sarriette, London, having no idea he’d be functionally trapped there for the next fortnight and change.”
To my followers who enjoy my fic but have never seen skyfall or know anything about james bond, i am once again suggesting you simply watch this three minute clip. you will either resonate with 00q in the depths of your soul or you are immune and will never suffer The Visions.
nomnomwotsits left a message:
You've ruined all other fics for me
Metronome is just so good that I can't read anything else without comparing it
I WANNA SAY SORRY BUT ACTUALLY I’M A LITTLE HAPPY ABOUT IT. SORRY (lie)
shitpostingkats left a message:
Okay I know you said the other James Bond movies don't exist in your fic, but I'm reading Metronome and every time the characters mention 009 I cannot help but picture the 009 we see in Octopussy. I'm begging you to just google a picture so you can understand the visions I am haunted with
i need you to know that nothing but the debt of gratitude i owe you for reading my fic could make me google something like this
reading the most dad-coded book i’ve ever read (it’s about naval intelligence and espionage during the napoleonic wars) but don’t worry. it’s for gay reasons
caustic-pixie:
going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”
OP the tags!!
sinlizards:
full piece for the AA women zine i forgot to post forever ago ^_^;
man. whoever controls the arena music during the stanley cup final this year has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
omtai:
why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why
attorneytrash:
some sketchies for my 00Q regency au fic… if y'all knew how much i have been researching changes in 19th century british currency and architecture you’d be appalled
