archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head
parks closing at night for no reason other than to stop homeless people from having a covered place to sleep is high key insidious as fuck. what do you mean it’s closed?? it’s the outdoors
If you’re a trans girl if you are a girl if you want to be a girl you have to live. You can be a girl. You just have to stay alive, please.
You’re the most wonderful thing to happen on this earth. I love you. You can never ever die.
Don’t let yourself be alone. Find girls like you. Stay alive
whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys
guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn’t figure out why it was happening
absolutely
[ID: a tag by weirdlizard26, reading, “ive never seen death note but i think this is what death note is”. /end ID]
rules of chivarly for knights
1. always wash your gauntlets after tinkling
2. kill people so they can go to heaven sooner
the way homestuck did its clouds…
like now that is clouds. fuck my life.
direct quote from homestuck book 3’s author commentary, on page 59:
“I’m not going to sit here and brag, like some big piece of shit. But I will say I’ve never seen anyone slander me for my cloud-drawing abilities.”