GUYSSS :3 ok changed my username and my preferred spelling was available yayyyy!! used to be caeliflammae… do not be afraid…
Connor Storrie and Ayo Edebiri taking a shot at the Golden Globes
gonna be so for real if i had any suspicions left that hudson wasn’t the straightest man alive they were all completely obliterated when he flipped off the glam bot 😭 that man is so fucking heterosexual it’s killing me.
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
What if you were BLACK and GAY and a PIMP in early 20th century Louisiana, and you FELL IN LOVE with your super hot STALKER, and you got MARRIED, and he wants to CHEAT, but he doesn't want YOU cheating, and you want a DAUGHTER, and she's THE BEST, but she HATES your husband, and she wants you to KILL him and his sidepiece, and so you DO that, but then he HAUNTS you, and then you MISS him, and then you go to PARIS, and you meet MORE gays there, and their leader is HOT, and you FALL FOR HIM TOO, but then your husband comes BACK, and EVERYONE wants your daughter DEAD, and they KILL her, and you completely LOSE it, and you burn EVERYONE, and you get a DIVORCE, and you marry YOUR EX HUSBAND'S EX, and then in the 70s you decide to have someone INTERVIEW you, but you lose it AGAIN, and it all goes to SHIT, and then everything is a BLUR, and then it's 2020, and there's COVID, and you decide you want to be interviewed AGAIN, and you discover your current husband BRAINWASHED YOU, so you get ANOTHER divorce, and you're now TWICE divorced before you're even 150, and you run back to your first ex, but then that fuckass reporter PUBLISHES your interview as a BOOK, and your ex is MAD, and you want him BACK, but he decides to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT
yayohnoand THEN you find out that your EX-HUSBANDS EX who is now ALSO YOUR EX turned that REPORTER into a VAMPIRE and was secretly FUCKING him for YEARS behind your back and brainwashed HIM TOO, and now that reporter is INTERVIEWING your FIRST ex husband on his TOUR while hes on a RAMPAGE trying to SPILL YOUR TEA, THEN WHAT?













