homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

ceruleanheaven

choosing how many !s to put at the end of the sentence and how many 3s to put in a <3

vulstare

[part I] recognition

this week's magma theme was spreading some love and drawing fanart for other fanworks :)

my first piece was for here's your answer in spades by @remedyturtles

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rslashrats

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

chessman-protocol

...Sleepy.

smoothturtle0

f*ck a love, give him a son instead

Bonus

scrimblyteetlez

RE-UPLOAD OF THE PEEPAW!! i deleted the other post pls dont perceive it 😭🙏 also extra pieces bc it’s been rotting in my gallery for months

narwhalcasserole

they cannot be *contained*