that-vexaholic-cryptid:

demilypyro:

They should invent sleep that works

zingmin:

ALT

tameable50:

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

auntymurda:

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

clementimetodie:

They should invent a tired and stressed that goes away

penandinkprincess:

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

cadoized:

number-1-soup-fan:

give him soup.

The ever-splendid peacock

vexwerewolf:

nentuaby:

pettyartist:

grippy3000:

grippy3000:

gaylor-moon:

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here’s a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

Chat, is it time to cut my hair short again?

threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat:

theofficialjonbeers:

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

i am looking disbespectacledly

oncce-againn:

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

all-roads-are-now-bent: