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telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction
my humor 2016
happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man
ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias
anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:
So assuming that other characters do end up finding/freeing qphil and phil doesn't end up breaking himself out of the birdhouse, I'm personally in the camp that they're not going to find him curled up in a corner comatose, sobbing, etc. No, instead they're gonna open that door and immediately get a ball of furious, half-feral birdman flying at their faces because yeah, he's upset, of course he is, but:
1. birds become not just self-destructive but also aggressive after long periods of being caged.
2. at this point, he's likely been in there for so long that he has come to the conclusion that no one is going to come looking for him or no one is going to be able to find him, and the only person who knows where he is is cucurucho, so the math says that cucurucho is the only person who could possibly be walking through that door. And you know. Understandably. He wants that bear's head on a pike at the moment.
So really, if people-brain and bird-brain both want whoever's walking through that door to be dead, whoever's walking through that door is gonna be dead.
Whether or not he's in good enough physical condition to do any actual damage before they calm him down (or before he succumbs to weakness/overexertion) is entirely up in the air, though.
I’m very partial to the idea of them opening the door and not being able to see him at all- and then watching him drop down on the head of the first person to step in.
Bestie I would love to inform you that that is the EXACT mental image I have right now. He hears them coming so he climbs up into the rafters and drops down on whoever’s unlucky enough to walk in first. This can either be seen as terrifying or REALLY funny. Or both. Both works.
the thing about mangoball is that it has an honest to god truly unique sense of humor pulled from online stan culture and amplified to extreme camp. and i mean this one hundred percent seriously: it’s a genuine masterpiece. genre defining. it should go down in history as one of the most important pieces of fan content ever created. the way it is such a perfect reflection of 2021 mcyttwt. an incredible satire of rpf and the way fans ignore the complexities of a cc’s humanity in favor of casting them into fandomized versions of who they are. and above all it’s fucking funny. like dear lord it’s so funny
since this has escaped mcytblr containment for some reason here’s the link to the original and the christmas special both are masterpieces
i prommy that you won’t regret reading, mangoball is fr up there with my immortal in terms of being an important and iconic fandom cultural reset
no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics





































