depsidase:

ms-demeanor:

Everyone: Californians are such whimps about the weather. “Oh no there’s half an inch of rain, whatever shall i do?”

Also everyone: When there’s a hurricane you should never drive through water more than six inches deep, water that’s a high as your ankle is enough to sweep you away.

Every major street in southern California when there’s half an inch of rain: I used to be a dry riverbed in a desert, but today I am a river again :)

ladymariayuri:

pornhub.com/search/redemption

pornhub.com/search/forgiveness

infectiouspiss:

dj physical therapist wants you to put your hands in the air !!!! now slowly lower them !!!!! now repeat 8-10 times !!!!! stretch those muscles !!!!

cipheramnesia:

spiteswallow:

sonic-gems-collection:

struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money

The opposite of “there’s an XKCD strip for this” has got to be “what the fuck do you mean there’s an Achewood strip for this,” less common, more alarming.

coolxatu:

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

underratedgrapeju1ce:

bad-faith-misinterpreter:

underratedgrapeju1ce:

i’m so fucking over it

Oh so you’d rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

dizzyghoast:

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i’m usually the one who fucked up

grimoiremanifest:

certainly-april:

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. “You claim to be ‘baiting’ our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?”

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

dramaticwriter:

ryebreadgf:

ryebreadgf:

something something the poetry of science etc

woah

yeah

so-much-for-subtlety:

so-much-for-subtlety:

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

spyglassrealms:

okuajub:

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

mrsterlingeverything:

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

vetchtibbles:

vetchtibbles:

man I feel (remembers that if I post about feeling bad people will actually see it) mid

ALT

acollectionofas:

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

“Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you.”

“When you tell someone that you don’t like all the crow facts, you’re…

"You’re actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts.”