why does that person send you 50 reels a day? because they see you in everything....

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

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guys i have truly good news at long last

dominant things you can say during sex

  • i didnt hear what you said
  • hold on i need to blow my nose
  • wow
  • i feel kind of nauseous
  • is this anything
  • i don't know
  • this kind of reminds me of that one song
  • we can probably ignore that noise if you want to
  • why is my sock wet
  • it smells bad in here
  • that was weird
  • where are my glasses
  • ow
  • this is normal
  • sorry
  • just 2 chill people chilling
  • this is cool
  • can you say that again
  • are we good
  • youre actually naked

feeding her stuffie must live on....

now when will they invent dryhugging

they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

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god forbid a woman has a hobby

fated in every universe to hate eachother. designed by god to piss eachother off. in every universe, in every timeline, i am destined to meet you. and it's going to suck really bad for both of us

miss-bunno-deactivated20250807

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im so blunt you could smoke my truth

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