weedass:

me giving my dog his stick toy when he isnt really interested in playing

puppygirllaika:

puppygirllaika:

people act like CNC is some evil irredeemable kink as if it’s not literally just you and your partner(s) deciding that today opposite day.

“But if we let people play the floor is lava around the house, it normalizes being careless around real lava!” that’s y'all. that’s how you sound.

holedyke:

careers.com/creepingaroundquietlyinthedark

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

recklessmoss:

My art needs to get more perverted

shopwitchvamp:

westiec:

lesbianredpanda:

kvothes:

so true

Official Wednesday post

It’s Tuesday

Happy “Not Only Is It Not Friday, It’s Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It’s Tuesday” Monday, everyone

nursanur:

dogpuppy:

i-draws-dinosaurs:

birds-in-posts:

crocanti:

White-throated dipper (Cinclus cinclus)

I was so taken aback by this photo initially like what do you mean there’s birds that just do this???

Like yeah there’s plenty of underwater birds. But they usually very clearly look like underwater birds!! And then here’s this guy just Standing like you are so normal looking what are you doing down there?

Turns out they also have solid bones to help them sink and the way they move underwater looks so much like normal bird flying that it weirds me out:

So yeah huh guess I’ve learned about dippers now! Absolutely absurd, love them

pickapea:

jvlianbashir:

jvlianbashir:

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

yudelet:

bibingka, a filipino dessert served around the holidays

frog-memes:

skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat:

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

angel-no-angel:

paid tribute to an icon today….. ty queen u inspire me

ilovecats4ever:

eemasu:

UÉ?