About
get to know the sarcastic crybaby that runs this blog ~
- 26 years old (holy shit i hadn’t edited this page in FOUR YEARS i had to change this from 22 to 26 and now i’m having a crisis)
- from germany
- excels at coming up with long-winded curses centering around cacti during stressful tennis matches
- if you want to catch me swearing about tennis these days you might want to follow me on twitter
- may watch more sports than is advisable
- definitely gets more emotional about them than is advisable
- refers to 19th century composers by their first names
- if you talk shit about felix mendelssohn I WILL FIGHT YOU
- used to feel the same about ali carter, then he started retweeting nigel farage. we all make mistakes ok, let him who’s never had to cancel a sports fave throw the first stone
- if an athlete is injured a lot or remarkably consistent without getting proper credit for it chances are i am deeply in love with them
- if i ever send you a youtube link to bach’s b minor mass at 3 am, please understand that as a sign of affection
- david ferrer’s retirement left a 1.75m high tragedy-shaped hole in my heart that i have filled with british indie rock bands apparently
- can occasionally be a huge asshole, so here, have a comprehensive list of stuff i am bitter about:
perpetually upset about:
- david ferrer’s slamlessness
- fabio fognini’s non-slamlessness (idc that was in doubles, srsly wtf)
- the interruption during the djokovic-ferrer 2012 US open semi
- the 2014 australian open final
- the 2015 australian open final
- probably the australian open as a whole lbr
- david ferrer’s slamlessness
- that one time werder bremen lost to juventus turin in the champions league by conceding in the 89th minute on an all-time great goal keeper blunder
- that one time richard gasquet failed to convert nine goddamn match points against nick kyrgios who then went on to upset rafael nadal at wimbledon
- david ferrer’s slamlessness
- every goddamn barcelona open final rafael nadal and david ferrer have played over the years
- literally don’t even talk to me about the one in 2012
- honestly, don’t
- did i mention david ferrer’s slamlessness
