Neko

once my flame, twice my burn

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eternalgirlscout:

it’s been said before that a lot of OCD-related advice from people who don’t know anything about OCD that gets passed around on this site is like “if you have [obsession] try [compulsion] #lifehack” and that is not funny. it can be genuinely dangerous. however. the time someone told me a Quick, Easy, and Free way to get a pre-exposure rabies vaccination would be to simply volunteer at a tiger sanctuary makes me laugh every time I remember it

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat’s glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can’t cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don’t wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat’s glass of water.

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you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went “!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰” and started slurpin