fuck it im maxwell now — *sees a bench or public seating of any kind*...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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*sees a bench or public seating of any kind* oh-ho-ho don't mind if i doooooo have myself a little sit

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*sees anti-homeless bars on bench* don't mind if i dooooooooo have a little sit whilst making discrete use of my handy dandy pocket wrench....