DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)
db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers
fascinated by this quora thread positing the bruce springsteen gay multiverse
Here are two academic papers this reminded me of, to add a little pinch of seasoning to our pondering:
Beyond blood brothers: queer Bruce Springsteen
What I like about them is that they both sort of go ✋ “we do not, cannot, and do not WISH to know if Bruce Springsteen is gay. In fact, it does not matter. His work, however, is very gay.”
I fear a fresh wave of the plague
Update from twitter
i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate
you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work
