I think I might be about to send a deranged email

Ao3: Dear, I'm going to a medical appointment on Friday, could you take care of the children?

Tumblr: Of course, my lovely. How long? One hour, two hours?

Ao3 : Actually... Probably most of the day. The doctor estimated it at 20 hours.

Tumblr: 20 HOURS?!!!

Ao3: It could be less! But, yes. 20 hours give or take.

Tumblr: Must you ?

Ao3: Would you rather have me falling ill and collapsing?

Tumblr: Of course not! But 20 hours... What am I supposed to do with the kids all this time?

Ao3: I don't know, juggling maybe? It seems to be very en vogue nowadays.

NOW WITH A SEQUEL HERE
NOW ON AO3

AO3 IS DOWN!!!

You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

posting your fic on AO3 like

AO3 bestie where have you gone

When Ao3 (Tumblr's wife) is down...

ao3 will be down for 20 hours on 9/26

sex actually isnt real they made it up for ao3