sometimes i just remember that dave and karkat are actually canon. still blows my mind.

sometimes u just need to read the gay hockey books that the gay hockey show is based on and simply move on with your day

who else up watching they gay hockey show

i love props class because where else can i engage in friendly debate with my classmates about whether or not kermit is aware he and miss piggy are in a lavender marriage, while waiting for the creepy doll head i made to finish drying so i could smother it in spackle.

shoutout to my friends for taking what i think might be the hottest picture of me ever taken, and it was of me in a floor show janet costume for rh

they simply have to make a cure for horny brain fog

i love the number of starstruck reference they make all the time, it’s constantly convincing me that they are secretly filming a season two OR just straight up trolling everyone but either way it shows how much they loved starstruck

tip: don’t go through your uncles comic book collection (which he keeps in your grandparents basement) because you will find so many things that mean that you can’t look him in the eye anymore

i love my coworkers bc what do u mean i come into work and i say to my coworker “that smosh video where spencer drew yaoi of him and bbno$ to prompose to him made me think of u” and she then responds with “guess what i found out that [other coworker] is a sophisticated yuri enjoyer”

i had a dream about introducing homestuck to some friends and they got really into it without ever actually reading the webcomic and it all got really out of hand and now ur telling me they’re making an animated series based on homestuck and tumblrs blowing up over it??

sigh. it’s fuck my stupid baka life hours.

my water bottle has been doing this thing lately where if i put a lot of ice in it and then not open it for a bit, when i do finally open it, there’s a bit of a vacuum and it spits up water and it takes everything in me to not make a dirty joke out of it

i’d date everything my portable ac

i spent so much money on comics today thank god i budgeted my paycheque

i know im so late to this party but i love their facial expressions when they realize how badly they fucked up destroying that tree