Waiwaitwait im gonna make a really funny drawing of mr houses face but hes swaddled iup like a baby its gonna be great its gonna be sonfunnt
Honestly the way house immediately spilled everything to Cooper really does track for his character. He does that to the courier too. Mailman comes to deliver his package and he’s like “BTW here’s all my crazy plans you are now instrumental in all of them- wait where are you going??? Come back and listen to my monologue!!!”
He gets so huffy whenever people don’t listen to his genius lmao no wonder decoy house dipped in like a minute he knew what was coming. How many times has that poor guy had to sit through House’s rantings and ravings and been like mmhm yea boss. You’re right. Yes very cool brain scanner. Doing great. BTW when’s my next paycheck?
Robert house acting like a dude bro getting rejected by cooper
“Look at all my plans!! Look at the statistics I calculated!! I’m so smart and cool right??”
“You’re a lunatic”
“Ok fuck you actually YOURE a lunatic and a coward and a killer and-”
Ok what are we tagging the decoy house as I NEED more of this guy specifically we just going with decoy house or fake house or??
House-fits!
Well! I was going to finish coloring in a lot more of these this morning but someone crashed into a power pole last night and I have no electricity! Happy New Years!
I took some suggestions on new outfits to put House in here in this post and this one is thanks to @nuclear-w1nter who rightly suggested Robert spends way to much time sitting in an office chair (just like me!)
Maybe also like most of us he'd resolve on New Years to hit the gym more then give up two weeks later.

















