dorothylarouge:

lagtrainzzz:

dorothylarouge:

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ!と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました!!

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

♥ 70332 — 10 hours ago on 17 Jan 2026 — via mozzarellastickz

1109s:

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enki2:

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sayruq:

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ask-melanc-vivura:

animentality:

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This, people, is why AI should NEVER be allowed to moderate platforms unchecked. Human beings can be incompetent sometimes, but AI is more incompetent, more consistently incompetent, and much faster at being incompetent.

AI moderation should be immediately shut down. This is only one reason why.

♥ 21460 — 23 hours ago on 16 Jan 2026 — via penismage

skygenders:

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Sucks that Twitter is evil now because where else can you tell a Vice President that his mother was correct in choosing crack over him and know for sure that he’s gonna see it.

♥ 1078 — 23 hours ago on 16 Jan 2026 — via catboybreeder

inkbands:

Reblog if you love bread or hate the United States military industrial complex

♥ 10695 — 23 hours ago on 16 Jan 2026 — via psionic-cynic

nyatzsche:

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

♥ 19983 — 23 hours ago on 16 Jan 2026 — via my-other-ride-is-your-dad

preserving-tiktok:

♥ 32316 — 23 hours ago on 16 Jan 2026 — via ceruleanfuckup (source)
onegianthand:
“Talking dog in a banana costume
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onegianthand:

Talking dog in a banana costume

♥ 10921 — 1 day ago on 16 Jan 2026 — via the-valyrian-weasel
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