My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.
もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ!と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました!!
Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name
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