nefja:

What’s a normal dog behaviour that your dog just… doesn’t do?

juno-infernal:

let’s invent a cool new social media trend where usamericans google “history of US intervention in latin america”

thisisforeddie:

kaijuno:

yellbug:

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

• that’s not for kitties
• kitties can’t use that
• i don’t think so. not for kitties, I guess.
• heh… no way… that’s not for kitties
• huh? kitties can’t use that…
• kitties won’t be able to use that

evilscientist3:

mothwizard:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

my-random-fandoms:

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it’s all to do with AI tools (Tom’s Guide - January 17, 2025)

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org’s downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

theonion:

In the wake of a controversial incident aboard Air Force One in which President Donald Trump insulted a female journalist, Vice President JD Vance is said to have wept in his office bathroom, furious that the commander-in-chief had used his special “piggy” nickname on someone else. “But I’m supposed to be his piggy—I’m supposed to be his only piggy,” a weeping Vance said this week as he collapsed against the locked bathroom door and slid down onto the tile. 

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alanfromrochester:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

the puzzlemasters’ guild has gone on strike until they get more trinkets and tokens

tf do you mean their union demands came in the form of a riddle

Unions in fantasy world reminds me of this Shrek bit

We require 4 of these 5 met, else many fires be set;

-Payment for she who drills holes to preserve and pains all who attend

-The hands on a clock set to fingers per hand, a time at which every workday must end

-Bits of metal, wood, and string arranged to make hard work fun

-Wages multiplied by 1 and 5 percent, yet matched and quartered in a K of 401

-The last is hidden with what you have cast from sight, bring light to that you’ve concealed and have wrongs made write

argentsunshine:

well you know what they say. when you’ve invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go “i don’t really think i needed this hammer” and “but i don’t have any nails that need hammering in right now” and “this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer” and “didn’t you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job” and you tell them to suck it up because you’ve replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments