That northernlion clip pissed me off
We love every bitch out there with Chronic Fatigue. I’ve had the flu and I’m on day three of constant fatigue and I can’t take it anymore. The dishes. The trash. Stronger than any US Marine frfr
As promised @princington I present to you:
A (far too) thorough analysis of KPDH Pokémon assignments (because I can’t help myself) (“illustrated”)
In its own post instead of an ask because I realized this needed to be put under the cut
First: Huntrix
It rolled very nicely. However the smell of warm nori and imitation crab is… pungent
My cats are losing their minds
Surprising no one, it’s Not Good
I believe it could potentially be improved by either
A: being served cold as more a California roll
B: being made with real crab meat to better align with typical Maryland flavors
C: not being made at all
At least someone got to enjoy some (plain) imitation crab tonight
3am, attempting a food crime perhaps on par with legends such as Battery Acid Spaghetti and The White Gilgamesh, a creation I am calling “The Maryland Roll”.
The instructions to making a Maryland roll are quite simple. Simply make a California Roll except every time you would add seasoning, add Old Bay.
What elevates this to a criminal level is in the spirit of Maryland Crab boils, the roll will be warm, and melted butter used as dipping sauce.
It rolled very nicely. However the smell of warm nori and imitation crab is… pungent
My cats are losing their minds
Surprising no one, it’s Not Good
I believe it could potentially be improved by either
A: being served cold as more a California roll
B: being made with real crab meat to better align with typical Maryland flavors
C: not being made at all
3am, attempting a food crime perhaps on par with legends such as Battery Acid Spaghetti and The White Gilgamesh, a creation I am calling “The Maryland Roll”.
The instructions to making a Maryland roll are quite simple. Simply make a California Roll except every time you would add seasoning, add Old Bay.
What elevates this to a criminal level is in the spirit of Maryland Crab boils, the roll will be warm, and melted butter used as dipping sauce.
It rolled very nicely. However the smell of warm nori and imitation crab is… pungent
My cats are losing their minds
3am, attempting a food crime perhaps on par with legends such as Battery Acid Spaghetti and The White Gilgamesh, a creation I am calling “The Maryland Roll”.
The instructions to making a Maryland roll are quite simple. Simply make a California Roll except every time you would add seasoning, add Old Bay.
What elevates this to a criminal level is in the spirit of Maryland Crab boils, the roll will be warm, and melted butter used as dipping sauce.
How much discourse do you think there is in the kpop demon hunters universe over Huntrix's breakup? I assume half the fans are analyzing every second of footage from the last three years looking for signs of tension and arguing about the whose fault it was and half the fans are posting that it's actually kind of fucked up to ruin the Idol Awards with a fake onstage breakup just to build up to dropping a new song, even if it is kind of a banger
@sagewiththyme You know that's a fascinating point because I figure the two options are a) no one really remembers what happened at the end because of magic bullshit or b) they play it off as a really elaborate but fully planned performance.
And the second one - can you fucking imagine.
Imagine one of the most popular bands in the world have this ongoing lore bit that they're actually demon hunters and they're always referencing it in their songs. And then one day a new boy band pops up and gets wildly popular with an over-the-top-cutesy hit. They're so soft and sweet and respectful. They're called Saja (Lion) Boys and they're all like "join the pride!" How cute!
And then they announce a new concert and you get there and it's fucking this. They're all dressed as demons/grim reapers. Surprise, "Saja" meant Jeoseung Saja all along! They're singing about how they're here for your soul and they relish in your pain, just a stunning 180 from their previous personas.
And then while you're trying to process the emotional whiplash the fucking demon hunter band bursts in and beats the shit out of them with the most insane pyrotechnic show you've ever seen in your life. They "kill" the boy band demons and then you never see them again. The whole band was a fucking psyop for Huntrix to play up the "demon hunters" bit.
I would never recover. The cheesiest fantasy power metal band has NOTHING on that level of commitment. I'd be stanning Huntrix for the rest of my life.
[ID: A comment by @sagewiththyme that says, "Didn’t they also say that the Saja boys were fighting onstage and that’s why they swapped time slots with the girls? Double breakup and makeup type thing". End ID]
"Yeah, the Saja Boys were a fake band. We paid them to steal the limelight for a little bit while Rumi's voice was out of commission. We thought it would be a cool setup for a triumphant return, you know? The cute little Lion Boys end up being secret demons trying to steal your souls, and Huntrix steps in and slays them in a triumphant return? ...Yeah. We planned it all, the songs, the heel-turn, the special effects, the whole shebang.
Except, uhhhh. We didn't expect them to get so popular so fast? They For Sure weren't supposed to make it to the final round of the Idol Awards. Like, for Legal Reasons. We were almost visibly panicking on stage when they announced that! I mean, do you know how it would look once it eventually came out that Saja Boys were working for us? "Oh, you planted a fake band so you could win the competition!" No joke. I mean, that is a pret-ty clear conflict of interest there. You know?
The Idol Awards are all about the fan's choices, and we just accidentally rigged the game.
The Saja Boys had to win the Idol Awards, now, but there was no chance. They only had two songs, Soda Pop and Your Idol. We couldn't have them push up the debut--I mean, we thought about it, Your Idol's a banger song and it totally would've given us a run for our money--but we'd have to follow it up with This Is What It Sounds Like, first off, and second, 'killing' the Saja Boys onstage would be like. The Media equivalent of announcing we won, like the Fans didn't have a choice in the matter. At the Idol Awards? Ha. Yeah. That's a no-go.
And I mean. Soda Pop is catchy but not that catchy guys, c'mon. We were totally gonna cream them with Golden.
So we were all scrambling. Rumi and Mira and I were trying to write and choreograph a brand new song, Takedown, something good but not Good Enough To Win, to maybe prolong the Rivalry, you know? To make our comeback all the more sweet. But it was all such short notice, and the song wasn't working, and Huntrix never gives a shoddy performance, on principle. We couldn't do it. But it was looking like the only way we were gonna legitimately lose was if something... happened during the competition.
And then Rumi had this brilliant idea..."
I spent literally all day making these in the DTI Closet and now I may have made them all.
And so yknow if you’re interested in helping me complete the neocash items I’m more than happy to trade. 👀
KPDH fans for some reason
3am, attempting a food crime perhaps on par with legends such as Battery Acid Spaghetti and The White Gilgamesh, a creation I am calling “The Maryland Roll”.
The instructions to making a Maryland roll are quite simple. Simply make a California Roll except every time you would add seasoning, add Old Bay.
What elevates this to a criminal level is in the spirit of Maryland Crab boils, the roll will be warm, and melted butter used as dipping sauce.