Helloooo dear listeners~
I am the one and only Alastor, your host for the stay and Hell’s entertainment daily! Tune in for my broadcast if you enjoy hearing hapless twats squeal in Absurd Horror while I rate and criticize their dying with HILARIOUS gusto!
- I take in messages and calls about all and nothing* #Alastor Inbox
- I queue most messages so be patient, you have all the time in Hell, ah ah ah!
- *I will tear you down if you waste my invaluable time
- DO NOT ask about silly picture shows nor the overall Idiot Box
- DO NOT send me “nudes” without leaving me your adress also, so I may come RIP YOU APPART WITH MY BARE FANGS
- No, you are not my kid / lost sibling / whomever. Who even told you that? And if you are a kid, get out!
- // ooc: I try to be as IC as possible with the crumbs of information we have on Al. He’ll be mean, you are warned. Mun’s 30+, -21yo do not interact
Now that the rules are set, let’s begin~
BROADCASTS
- #Pentacity News
- #Alastor Tunes: music and fanmade animatics
- #Alastor Rates Your Death: send a pic of an OC death and I’ll laugh at it!
- #Alastor Dad Jokes: HUMOUR!!!
Rules | Pentagram City Map of Roleplayers | SoulDeals*
*You may sell your soul to me, just be aware I only deal in Quality. To apply, tell me your current occupation, reasons for wanting to be owned (AH!), and that you agree to make anattempt at redemption at the Hazbin Hotel.




