Alastor’s Broadcast

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Helloooo dear listeners~

I am the one and only Alastor, your host for the stay and Hell’s entertainment daily! Tune in for my broadcast if you enjoy hearing hapless twats squeal in Absurd Horror while I rate and criticize their dying with HILARIOUS gusto!

  • I take in messages and calls about all and nothing* #Alastor Inbox
  • I queue most messages so be patient, you have all the time in Hell, ah ah ah!
  • *I will tear you down if you waste my invaluable time
  • DO NOT ask about silly picture shows nor the overall Idiot Box
  • DO NOT send me “nudes” without leaving me your adress also, so I may come RIP YOU APPART WITH MY BARE FANGS
  • No, you are not my kid / lost sibling / whomever. Who even told you that? And if you are a kid, get out!
  • // ooc: I try to be as IC as possible with the crumbs of information we have on Al. He’ll be mean, you are warned. Mun’s 30+, -21yo do not interact

Now that the rules are set, let’s begin~

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Rules | Pentagram City Map of Roleplayers | SoulDeals*

*You may sell your soul to me, just be aware I only deal in Quality. To apply, tell me your current occupation, reasons for wanting to be owned (AH!), and that you agree to make anattempt at redemption at the Hazbin Hotel.

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[Part 1]

Alastor had been scrutinizing Lucifer's reaction. A slight hesitation, almost confused, but by the change in pace more than the dance itself. Oh, this was far from the constrained, elegant ballet moves aristocrats had elected as the superior art, especially since it had been designed by a king.

This was a difficult, freeing pattern of steps and kicks meant to bring joy and community in challenge. A dance created by the people, something many would deem "messy", "plebeian", or even "vulgar".

Lucifer had seemed surprised, not rebucked. He was already learning some steps, and keeping up quite well indeed. To him, it seemed the dance mattered more than the dancers. He could enjoy art whether it came from Sinners, or humans once considered as "lower than".

Alastor smiled, twirled, and leaned in to press one single finger on Lucifer's almost non-existent nose. "To say I expected your old ass to evaporate into a heap of dust!" he teased as his finger pushed, then released the man's face.

With another swirl, he freed himself from his stripped coat, flapped his tail a few times to stretch the weight of fabric off it, and turned around while rolling up his sleeves.

"Come on, chap, I'll show you the basics!"

The band lowered the tempo ever-so-slightly, switching to an easier tune to follow, and Alastor faced the smaller man while stepping back in rhythm. He was showing much less teeth, but oddly much more smile.

"Now... Hop down front then doodle back... Mooch to your left —hips first, you stiffish little imp—"

Then shuffle forward with both feet— Mooch to the right. Hands on your hips! And do the mess around...

"Now, break a leg! No, not really, that just means bend it up and— yes! How quaint, if you keep at it, you might even pass at somewhat acceptable!"

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Lucifer is so focused on watching the steps he nearly doesn't notice Alastor coming so close until there is a finger in his face. He scowls at it but raises his line of sight from the ground to the man's face. He's definitely making fun of him, but it doesn't seem as harsh as before.

The fallen angel rolls his eyes and watches the man remove his coat with a flourish. He feels underdressed in his casual sweater and changes into something similar to the other demon, a nice shirt and vest with no coat, with a swirl of red flames. That feels more fitting.

Confidence boosted, he steps up to join the Radio Demon on the dance floor, already having picked up the general pattern if not the specific order of the steps. The words the sinner is spouting make very little sense. He has no idea what a doodle or mooch is, but he mirrors the movements of the other man as best as he can.

"I've never even seen this dance before, give me a break." He mumbles in response to the pointed comments, but he is trying his hardest. It's energetic in a way he hasn't been for a very long time, carefree. He imagines if he were mortal, he might be sweating from the exertion.

Still, he can't help but be infected by the upbeat music and the movement of the bodies, shadow or not, around him.

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Alastor's smirk is teasing, but not mean. "What, are you saying a man who doesn't know Canada never heard of a very specific dance either? Color me shocked!"

He shifts around with ease, mixing twist and jazz in his dance, and even a bit of rock'n'roll. He's not that vintage.

"You do keep up rather well," he eventually admits as he swirls and hops around in a florish of challenging moves. "Better than I expected from an old fart!"

Whenever he indulges, and even without the help of alcohol, Alastor reverts to his rebellious human self. He's still quite young at heart.

So he's poking at the older man, provocative as ever, a tad disrespectful in the brattiest way, with the only intent to have fun.

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"As if I would have any trouble keeping up with the likes of you." He prods back easily.

Lucifer is finding his stride now, adding his own little flourishes to the dance as he stops trying to follow Alastor specifically and instead just does what feels fitting to the music while still keeping relatively within the same style.

He doesn't know where his shadowy partner went, as he thinks he would prefer dancing with her than the Sinner in front of him. Though she is sort of an extension of the demon anyways, so perhaps it doesn't matter.

During a particularly smooth part of the song, he finds himself summoning his wings and letting them beat in the rhythm, lifting his feet off the ground and freeing his legs to swing with wider kicks as he shows off a bit, coordinating all ten limbs with a natural ease . It also has the added benefit of putting him at Alastor's eye level, which he uses to flash him a challenging smile.

"Though I will admit you have introduced me to a delightful new avenue or music and dance. What do you call this?"

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Cheating”, Alastor mocks as the little man used wings to prop himself up. “At dancing the Charleston.”

He breaks into a few steps of tap-dancing, then raises his eyebrows in a dare. It’s pretty common for dancers to gather round and show off; now the crowd of shadows is doing just that, surrounding them with cheerful applause. The tall shadow lady, who seems to have taken a proper liking to Lucifer, even joins her hands over her spectral blush in silent encouragement.

Alastor gives Lucifer time to retaliate, then easily tops his performance with a bout of twist. The duel starts plainly enough, but of course it escalates, and starting with an advantage doesn’t mean the Sinner will be able to keep it up against the king of Hell.

So he gives himself a little edge by using his sharpest tool: words.

“I see that, in angels, talent is direly proportionate to size… And, my! Six wings? Four wings more than at this half empty Hotel! Some could think you’re competing for the title of major waste of space.”

He grins as music brings back his turn to show-off, and he slides and spins with as much stamina as glee, his demon body contorting backwards as he glides up to whisper sweetly into the other’s ear: “Is that how you usually fail to allure your fancy? By flailing on the dancefloor like a flightened fledgling?

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// Hazbin Hotel Staff*

  • Hotel Manager (Security, formerly): Vaggi
  • Head Councelor: Charlie Morningstar
  • Cleaning Service: Niffty
  • Bartender: Husk
  • Security (Hôtelier, formerly): Alastor. As Lucifer commented, he is the creative mind behind the new building and power behind the scenes
  • Useless, easy mistake: Lucifer
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*Tag yourself in the comments if you’re role-playing as one of these characters and want interaction

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[Part 1]

Alastor had been scrutinizing Lucifer's reaction. A slight hesitation, almost confused, but by the change in pace more than the dance itself. Oh, this was far from the constrained, elegant ballet moves aristocrats had elected as the superior art, especially since it had been designed by a king.

This was a difficult, freeing pattern of steps and kicks meant to bring joy and community in challenge. A dance created by the people, something many would deem "messy", "plebeian", or even "vulgar".

Lucifer had seemed surprised, not rebucked. He was already learning some steps, and keeping up quite well indeed. To him, it seemed the dance mattered more than the dancers. He could enjoy art whether it came from Sinners, or humans once considered as "lower than".

Alastor smiled, twirled, and leaned in to press one single finger on Lucifer's almost non-existent nose. "To say I expected your old ass to evaporate into a heap of dust!" he teased as his finger pushed, then released the man's face.

With another swirl, he freed himself from his stripped coat, flapped his tail a few times to stretch the weight of fabric off it, and turned around while rolling up his sleeves.

"Come on, chap, I'll show you the basics!"

The band lowered the tempo ever-so-slightly, switching to an easier tune to follow, and Alastor faced the smaller man while stepping back in rhythm. He was showing much less teeth, but oddly much more smile.

"Now... Hop down front then doodle back... Mooch to your left —hips first, you stiffish little imp—"

Then shuffle forward with both feet— Mooch to the right. Hands on your hips! And do the mess around...

"Now, break a leg! No, not really, that just means bend it up and— yes! How quaint, if you keep at it, you might even pass at somewhat acceptable!"

thebigbossofhellhimself

Lucifer is so focused on watching the steps he nearly doesn't notice Alastor coming so close until there is a finger in his face. He scowls at it but raises his line of sight from the ground to the man's face. He's definitely making fun of him, but it doesn't seem as harsh as before.

The fallen angel rolls his eyes and watches the man remove his coat with a flourish. He feels underdressed in his casual sweater and changes into something similar to the other demon, a nice shirt and vest with no coat, with a swirl of red flames. That feels more fitting.

Confidence boosted, he steps up to join the Radio Demon on the dance floor, already having picked up the general pattern if not the specific order of the steps. The words the sinner is spouting make very little sense. He has no idea what a doodle or mooch is, but he mirrors the movements of the other man as best as he can.

"I've never even seen this dance before, give me a break." He mumbles in response to the pointed comments, but he is trying his hardest. It's energetic in a way he hasn't been for a very long time, carefree. He imagines if he were mortal, he might be sweating from the exertion.

Still, he can't help but be infected by the upbeat music and the movement of the bodies, shadow or not, around him.

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Alastor’s smirk is teasing, but not mean. “What, are you saying a man who doesn’t know Canada never heard of a very specific dance either? Color me shocked!”

He shifts around with ease, mixing twist and jazz in his dance, and even a bit of rock'n'roll. He’s not that vintage.

“You do keep up rather well,” he eventually admits as he swirls and hops around in a florish of challenging moves. “Better than I expected from an old fart!”

Whenever he indulges, and even without the help of alcohol, Alastor reverts to his rebellious human self. He’s still quite young at heart.

So he’s poking at the older man, provocative as ever, a tad disrespectful in the brattiest way, with the only intent to have fun.

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As much as I love Vox's occasional silliness and how he gets a little pathetic and stupid around Alastor, I'd hate it if the fandom completely woobified him. Character woobification in general is one of my pet peeves, when people turn one half of the ship into a simpering stupid crybaby and the other into this unbothered infallible person who barely tolerates them. It's glazing one character at the expense of the other, and it's such a disservice to a pairing.

Radiostatic is compelling because they are pretty evenly matched in a multitude of ways. Vox's weakness for Alastor is his flaw, not his entire personality. He is smart, calculated, charming, and pretty scary sometimes. Even in life, Vincent was competent and charismatic and knew how to twist things to his advantage - dude was a whole ass cult leader ffs

Like yes, mans got issues, an ego that blinds him and he loses his mind when things don't go his way, but he isn't completely dependent on Alastor, despite how obsessed he is with him.

Alastor likes to make fun of Vox, but he DID acknowledge and respect him before, exactly because he understood Vox's potential. And he had no doubt Vox would be able to accomplish what Al needed him for. That takes conviction and trust.

I'd love for Vox to be obsessed with Al forever, bc its just so good, but I think we need to see him get over Alastor in S3 (not fully, just a little bit lol) so Al can have his "wait this is not how it's supposed to go, actually I NEED HIM AROUND" moment

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// Aside from Alastor possibly “realizing he needs” Vox around (I think it would do nothing for his character development), this post is spot on. Vox was never a cutie pie, even when in love with Al. And he’s a cunning murderer, Al is the sloppy one.

Same for Lucifer btw, he’s cute but he’s still the oldest, strongest soul in Hell, not a wooby baby.

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minnesotamermaid71 asked:

May I discuss the parents in Hazbin Hotel?

Lucifer Morningstar

Lilith Morningstar

Camilla Carmine

Adam the first man

Eve

Does Alastor, Rosie, and Angel Dust count as parents?

// Thiiiis is going to take some thinking. All of it will be based on season 1 and 2.

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Lucifer becoming a villain in one of the future seasons is something I'm highly anticipating and I really really really want it to happen because he deserves to go apesh*t after everything that's been going on (the sin of pride being humiliated over and over again is def NAWT gonna end well for anyone), but I can't help but think that it'll be partially Alastor's fault when it happens. In the same way Luci instigated Alastor "quitting" the hotel, Alastor will instigate Lucifer becoming a villain, and I think that'd be hilarious.

But you know what would be even more hilarious? If it was on accident. If Al actually didn't mean for Lucifer to become a villain, or, at the very least, didn't expect him to take whatever comments he may have made so seriously. And because Lu being a bad guy and that being partially Alastor's fault doesn't reflect so well on Alastor himself, ESPECIALLY in regards to Charlie - if he's trying to stay in her good books, that is - then it puts an even FUNNIER image in my head of Alastor chasing Lucifer around for the majority of that season and trying to get him to CHILL TF OUT HAHAHA.

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// I hope Lu will be the main villain, but I think it won’t be as obvious as “BWA HAHA, ME EVIL!” and rather the slow reveal that he kept making thing worse and is actually responsible for so much shit.

My bet is Alastor targets him to get his power, probably even his throne.

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Alastor had been scrutinizing Lucifer’s reaction. A slight hesitation, almost confused, but by the change in pace more than the dance itself. Oh, this was far from the constrained, elegant ballet moves aristocrats had elected as the superior art, especially since it had been designed by a king.

This was a difficult, freeing pattern of steps and kicks meant to bring joy and community in challenge. A dance created by the people, something many would deem “messy”, “plebeian”, or even “vulgar”.

Lucifer had seemed surprised, not rebucked. He was already learning some steps, and keeping up quite well indeed. To him, it seemed the dance mattered more than the dancers. He could enjoy art whether it came from Sinners, or humans once considered as “lower than”.

Alastor smiled, twirled, and leaned in to press one single finger on Lucifer’s almost non-existent nose. “To say I expected your old ass to evaporate into a heap of dust!” he teased as his finger pushed, then released the man’s face.

With another swirl, he freed himself from his stripped coat, flapped his tail a few times to stretch the weight of fabric off it, and turned around while rolling up his sleeves.

“Come on, chap, I’ll show you the basics!”

The band lowered the tempo ever-so-slightly, switching to an easier tune to follow, and Alastor faced the smaller man while stepping back in rhythm. He was showing much less teeth, but oddly much more smile.

“Now… Hop down front then doodle back… Mooch to your left —hips first, you stiffish little imp—”

Then shuffle forward with both feet— Mooch to the right. Hands on your hips! And do the mess around…

“Now, break a leg! No, not really, that just means bend it up and— yes! How quaint, if you keep at it, you might even pass at somewhat acceptable!”

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Rise of the Radio demon || Masterpost

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Comic telling a story about Alastor's first days in Hell. He learns to use his powers, explores this new world of the afterlife, before letting everyone know, who is the most powerful sinner in Hell.

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knickknat asked:

So you're intersex, huh.

It's okay if you don't want to answer this question, but I'm curious to know what it was like to be intersex during the time period you were alive.

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“I doubt there’s a considerable difference between my time and anyone else’s. It was more difficult to attain the respect I deserved, yet I still attained it. I do not wish to discuss it.”

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Oh, so you overcame quite the odds in your own lifetime… Congratulations on sticking it to those who disrespected you! Shall you cross path with them in Hell, you may invite me to their slaughtering.

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// About Alastor “cheating” to get his powers

He didn’t. He made a deal for power, as many in Hell, only he made it when he was alive. He worked up magic powers to reach that point. He put in the effort.

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It was a decision with a price: his soul would only be freed after completing a (apparently impossible) task.

Also, he made the deal not knowing Hell and its rules.

And he made a deal with the narrow perspective that he would be treated as badly in Hell, or worse, than in life. How was he supposed to ever imagine he wouldn’t have to suffer as much from racism in Hell than he did in life?

So he didn’t cheat. He gave himself an advantage over newcomers, but at the price of going in blind and perhaps getting a lesser deal than he could have with more knowledge about Hell.

He also overestimated his own capacity to complete Rosie’s task, which mostly bothered him when it hurt him. He’s clever, but not a genius.

I wouldn’t say he cheated. He didn’t know the rules, so he played by his own. In season 2, that paid off.

Also, you won’t convince me the torture and humiliation from Vox wasn’t a heavy price to pay for his freedom.

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first-sinner-of-hell asked:

So... You are the... Host? Of the Hotel my dear daughter is running... Color me intrigued about her choices of employees...

Pardon me. I shouldn't be rude. My name is Lilith. Please do not treat me differently than you would do with any other guest of the Hotel.

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//Ooc: I hope this was a good starter, feel free to not answer if you dont like it, no problem ^^!!!

broadcasting-screams-since-33 answered:

You are right, you shouldn’t be rude, especially not to your daughter’s first supporter! I see why Lucifer took a liking to you… Two peas in a prod, hum? Although he’s the pea, and you clearly are the pod, ah aha ha ah ha

Are you reassured? I won’t treat you any different from any of the other rude guests that crossed that threshold.

// Good starter. He’s vexed, so he despises Lilith now.

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She looks at him from upside down and up again, meeting his eyes.

"I do guess you know about my dear Luci... Well, I won't interfere in how my little Charlie runs her business. I'll take my opinions to myself.

So, please do show me how you treat rude guest in this hotel. I really hope this doesn't mean that you are kicking them out of a chance of a redemption.

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"Ah, Ah!" Alastor let's out a joyless laugh as Lilith beats him to the punch.

He then proceeds to examine his claws with petty amusement. "Well, dear Charlie welcomes every Sinner and never gets out the trash, so you can imagine the state of my Hotel..."

He looks up at her from under thick lashes. "Some would call it a doomed rehabilitation center, others a gathering of broken dreams... Lucifer sure makes a great poster boy for that one."

first-sinner-of-hell

She narrowed her eyes at the smiling demon upon seeing her dear husband's name out of his lips. "I didn't know my dear Lu is around here, but I have no doubt he is doing a good job at helping at my daughter's Hotel.

"I think the host of the Hotel should present themselves before anyone else. Since I have already presented myself, I believe you should you do the same. I still expect basic courtesy, even if I'm, *ahem*, one rude guest."

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Alastor smircks. At last, a Morningstar who knows to hold their ground!

"My name is Alastor, my dear lady, and I am the number one entertainer this side of Hell!" He bows into a decently genuine salute, then swirls his staff as he straightens up.

"Information, power, gossip: it all comes through me! And I am disappointed to inform you that your delightfully little husband has barely been, oh, but any help at all! Rather a bother, actually, if you can believe that..."

His grin grows inquisitive. "I thus assume Charlie pulls her managerial prowess from her astonishingly tall mother!"

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She can feel herself irked at his words. After all, her family was the open weakness she always had. Not even 7 years of distance had changed that.

She took a bit of air to calm herself. Even if she was no longer of royalty, composture was crucial for a lady and for dealing with people her daughter trusted.

The last thing she wanted right after returning was perjudicate her daughter's job.

"I see. Well, my dear Alastor, you are doing your job exceedingly well, I must say. You are entertaining me with your words." She started to walk past him, looking more at the actual state of the hotel. "Because it amuses me that you think that having moral support of your dear father is, as you do say, do nothing but be a bother."

She looks back at him with a smile that did not reach her eyes. "But I appreciate the compliment. My daughter it's quite capable, indeed."

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That player was quite different from the small, depressed king and his over-pleasing daughter. No wonder she had ditched them.

Alastor straightened up with a florish, and gestured towards the hall. "As you may see... from an empty dump to booked rooms! And I was there every step of the way, contrarily to that stupid little duck man..."

He'd muttered that under his breath, but immediately turned gears.

"Charlie will be exceedingly glad to see you back in Hell! Have you already met her? Or with the... other Morningstar? Shall I call them? Or make you take a tour of the Hotel?"

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She half-listened to him ramble, taking the actual state of the hotel being full with sinners hoping to improve their lives, with a smile full of prideful satisfaction.

But the deer demon took her full attention when he asked. Lilith lost her composture for just a second, her eyes full of worry, but she composed herself quickly. "That will not be necessary. I do not wish to bother them with a family reunion. I am sure they both are busy with their very important duties." She remarked, mostly in defense of her still husband.

Lilith would not admit still that she still hadn't talked to them. And that they probably didn't know yet she was here.

"I would love to see a tour of the Hotel, though. I'm mostly interested in the installations for the guests."

Less of a chance to stumble upon her family by mistake that way.

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No reunion yet? Alastor's ears percked up at the possibility of mayhem, while a part of him bubbled in rage at the notion that Charlie, dear, sweet, Charlie, would have to learn her mother was back after the Radio Demon.

He granted Lilith a charming smile, and offered her his arm to lead around, anticipating the disgusting feeling of her touch with a civil expression. "Shall we?"

First, he took her to the reception, to meet their bee Sinner and official Valentino repellent, @sweet-honey-bunny-bee . "Here's our welcoming belle, who greets guests in and keeps pests out! Good job, darling! And there—"

He gestured grandy to the bar. "Notorious drunk, grump gramp, @gamblingkitty ! Ask anything from him, but a smile. His best magic trick is how fast he can make alcohol disappear— now..."

He turned around to take her to the stairs. "As you can see, we keep the place in pristine condition, thanks to our deliciously devious maid @stabbymaid. She's a full clearing-service: angels, dust, roaches, she deals with those all in one!"

As he lead Lilith up, he kept commenting on accomodations: rooms, services provided, security... "@spear-with-a-bow, our own personal fallen angel, was in charge of shielding guests from malignant invaders until recently. She's now been promoted to Hotel Manager, which does align more with her military quircks than her warm personnality."

As they reached the first floor, Alastor sent his shadow away on an errand. "As excited as I am for you to discover the rooms, I think I know something you will like even more. But each in due time."

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She walked at his pace, greeting the sinners running the hotel with a calm smile that hid her true thoughts.

The bee sinner seemed really nice, but why was an alcoholic running a bar? Wasn't that contraproducential? And she didn't even know where to begin with the maid. She didn't even bug spray the poor critters, she was stabbing them.

And a fallen angel running the hotel. Uh. That was... Interesting. She didn't know there even were more fallen angels aside from her own husband. She wanted to meet with them when she had the chance.

Lilith needed to have a real stern talk with Charlie about her choice of employees once she was able to talk to her one on one.

But again, the hotel seemed to be busy, so Charlie's management couldn't be so bad. Even if the employees were excentric, they certainly had heart!

Aside from the deer demon who was holding her arm, a really faint hum of static resounding in her ears ever since they had started walking.

"May I ask... Alastor." She took a moment to remember his name. Too many people in too little time. "What is it that I will like even more than the guest rooms? I think you have shown me all of the feats an hotel can have." She thought from a little about what she had heard of the Hazbin Hotel. "Aside, of course, of the sucessful method my dear Charlie has for redemption."

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Alastor’s smile reached his eyes in delight. “Oh, you will find it… particularly sweet, I believe”, he mused while taking her yet another floor up.

“Now, as for Charlie’s method, you will see she needs very little more than her own person.” He took Lilith to an large, empty room, furnished in chairs, cushions, tables, varied art supplies and a large white board covered in Charlie’s scribbling.

“This is where the magic happens, I was told! Hand holding, story sharing, friendly sobbing -the lot! But you will hear more about this from her or the residents. And now, for the clou du spectacle!…”

He lead Lilith upstairs, while detailing what he’d heard about the redeeming sessions, until they reached a large door. “Ah, my favourite bit.”

Alastor knocked on the door courteously, until he could hear Vaggi groan an annoyed response from inside. “What?”

The Radio Demon opened the doors in one wide swing of magic, then gestured grandly. “Vaggi, my dear! Have you received my message?”

She rose an unimpressed eyebrow at him, then glanced at the tall, blond, elegant beauty behind him. “Yes? What’s the…” She interrupted herself, then blushed violently.

“Indeedy!” Alastor exclaimed with the satisfied smile of a cat licking cream from his nose. “We have a guest of grand quality, and need to welcome her in style!”

As he was making this announcement, he stepped aside to showcase Lilith like a showman his next trick, his débonnaire grin glimmering with poisonous sweetness.

Now, he could avenge one, perhaps two wronged souls in one smooth snap of his tongue. He turned to the other person he could see in the room.

“I couldn’t let you go a second without knowing about her unexpected return, my dear.”

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alastor rp Lilith rp // Lu may not have received the message in time depending on their mod's schedule // you didn’t think you were off the hook from Charlie's step-dad did you? // *self-proclaimed step dad // not dating Lu at all not worries just canon step daddying // if other players can't or dont want to hop in Ill figure it out!
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Anonymous asked:

Still about liking sinners... do you have a kinship with anyone at the hotel (other than Charlie and her gf, obviously)? Or perhaps something that could evolve into a crush?

Ok fr fr I just want to know if you would date Alastor in any context at all

thebigbossofhellhimself answered:


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That asshole? Not unless he stops trying to one-up me in this weird obsession with Charlie. He’s powerful, I’ll give him that, but he’s clearly playing his own game.

As for anyone else, the other hotel staff and guests are mostly falling over each other and I dont need to get involved in that mess.

broadcasting-screams-since-33

Ah! Someone needs to be a proper father-figure to Charlie.

But I am powerful and playing by my own rules, thank you for acknowledging that much.

I’d return the compliment, but I don’t want to.

Alastor rp Lucifer morninstar rp // love an IC reply