i know why they don’t do it but i really would like a proper block function on youtube. not just the “don’t recommend me this video for the next 2 days if you feel like it🥺” function that exists i mean never seeing that channel ever again. no videos no collabs with other channels just completely blasted out of existence
The key to opsec is Assume your shit’s already compromised
watching several police cars speed by on the highway and going hm. sure hope this isn’t ice related (it was in fact ice related)
agents in tactical gear shot into a residential window and launched flash-bang devices
ice assaulted protesters outside whipple federal building with chemical agents
Goodreads users will really make lists about anything. Who’s ready for uncle literature ‼️
Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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You can’t just make a female Harry dubois. An essential element of his character is his inability to perform masculinity, i.e. being divorced. A female Harry Dubois would need to be a failure at some similar feminine societal role. Like she would need to have an estranged daughter that she talks to like a dog and a best friend.
Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink
i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours
My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn’t mean anything where I didn’t have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he’s the only one who’s willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it’s clear that he doesn’t consider this a bad thing
Actually I’m not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast’s face, but that’s exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being
every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?