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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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I do commissions now! Technically I’ve always been open to writing prompts but now I’ve set up a Kofi account so if you have some spare change and an idea I’m happy to help.

DM me to discuss further 😁 I’m open to writing just about anything, but I draw the line at:

Underage

Incest

Extreme BDSM

SA/Assault

Bestiality

Necrophilia

Racism

Kinks involving bodily fluids

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txtapollo
txtapollo

see i did enjoy the Pitt and i'm definitely a Noah Wyle fan, but i'm watching people see Gerran Howell on screen for the first time and i have to hold myself back from making sure they all know about Young Dracula. i'm holding myself back from Young Dracula/the Pitt crossover fanfiction. you see Dennis Whitaker but I see Vladimir Dracula the son of Count Dracula who had to hypnotize his best friend to forget him to save his life. i didn't even know i cared so much about Young Dracula until I saw Gerran Howell in a show again.

zinnie-zoloft
zinnie-zoloft

Horrid Henry has for whatever reason developed a modern fandom and is having a renaissance, so here are the British children’s shows I think deserve a proper fandom

Strange Hill High

  • I’ve seen a few people talking about it so it might also be having a sort of renaissance?
  • Genuinely hilarious
  • Canon ADHD representation hell yeah
  • It’s basically if the twilight zone was inside a British high school

The Sparticle Mystery

  • Genuinely one of the best non-episodic kids shows I ever watched
  • I love the world building so much, it’s probably the reason I loved mad max so much when I was older

Young Dracula

  • Kind of has a fandom but honestly not enough
  • This is the loving vampires website why aren’t more people loving these vampires?
  • Robin is me. Robin is all of us.

Wizards Vs Aliens

  • I mean if that title alone doesn’t immediately get you interested idk what will
  • Literally what it says on the tin, it’s about wizards fighting aliens who want to feed on their magic

My Parents Are Aliens

  • This show is so popular they’re still airing it like two whole decades after it ended, yet there’s no modern fandom? Ridiculous
  • Honestly I just think more people should watch it whether a fandom picks up or not
  • Probably had a way bigger influence on my absurdist sense of humour than I even realise
  • Genuinely interesting sci-fi concepts all throughout but my favourite is the shapeshifting house, some kids wanted to live in disney channel houses, I wanted to live here
  • Looking back I’m realising that I’m basically Trent at this point, I used to wonder why he put up with Mel’s bullshit but now I’m older I get it, I’d also have done whatever a pretty punk girl asked me to as a teenager
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jewishbarbies

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I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

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take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

anathemaegg

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

jewishbarbies

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jewishbarbies

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every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

bat-anon

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

digby-official

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

ariaste

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

umpireofpopculture
theomenroom

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

captaindibbzy

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