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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mumblytron

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

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customers the same in all universes

mumblytron

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

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silverj0 asked:

I’ve been scrolling through your blog and have gained the Jedi fallen order/survivor brain rot again. May go replay both games again brb. Love your comics and your art they bring me much joy.

stealingpotatoes answered:

i’ve been replaying jfo too (in other news water is wet) and yeah it’s going great i’m definitely not yelling anything at my ps5

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homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

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