Maple Syrup Muffins (Posts tagged witty queue pun)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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stormsthatrage

Okay, but what if a bunch of people on Preservation start putting [SecUnit] in their feed ID because they think it's bullshit SecUnit was forced to do so.

It's a refugee! Preservation was built for refugees! They think it's bullshit that it's being treated with inherent suspicion just for existing.

If SecUnit wants to let people know it's not human, that's one thing, but there is no reason to force it to do so.

So a bunch of teenagers, and then a bunch of adults and kids and grandparents, all start putting [SecUnit] in their feed ID so no one can actually tell who is and isn't a human based on the feed.

(Indah does not have a problem with this. Indah has gotten into a bar fight over her PD-consultant's honor. No one in the department knows about this bar fight, except the two trainees who were on drunk tank duty that night.)

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Jennifer Lawrence in Givenchy by Sarah Burton at Golden Globes 2026

fashion i dont know if its on purpose but i think it is in that it is in reference to a real dress from like 1899 or something like that at a costume party and a socialite wore a sheer gown with juuuuuust enough flowers to claim modesty kinda sorta and said she was dressed as a virgin sacrifice and this is very similar to that i wish i could remember the specific fucking dress im talking about or its context witty queue pun
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movementnudge

Movement nudge!

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ms-demeanor

I have pretty good strength, mobility, and flexibility but I can't do yoga because I have esophageal issues that mean stomach acid doesn't stay in my stomach when I'm bent over and touching the ground - this is the only video I've ever seen that shows modifications that would allow me to perform these movements.

son-of-drogo

I really love that he had a reasonable alternative to the deep squat. I have Ehlers-danlos and very bad knees so I can't do a regular dep squat without worrying about things like dislocation.

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mumblytron

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

tom-marvolo-dildo

customers the same in all universes

mumblytron

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

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stealingpotatoes

silverj0 asked:

I’ve been scrolling through your blog and have gained the Jedi fallen order/survivor brain rot again. May go replay both games again brb. Love your comics and your art they bring me much joy.

stealingpotatoes answered:

i’ve been replaying jfo too (in other news water is wet) and yeah it’s going great i’m definitely not yelling anything at my ps5

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homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

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